A story in a few emojis. Isn’t that nice.

Turwife really is an npc

that's rude

Better than the movie.

I'll judge when TurtWife's meal is finished

Right now we have cooked Chicken

women are really bad at chicken

I'm finishing it for her she's not feeling great

Veggies (cut up chunky) with chicken breast and strips of bacon, add salt, garlic and pepper in the same tray. Put foil over the top. Put it in the oven at moderate temp for an hour.
Ultimate lazy meal

they dont understand moisture

that said, it tastes pretty good

this is tender and lightly salted

That's good 😃

when did this turn into a liveblog

Could turn it into an easy soup too

Tell her to finish the cooking like a good wife

BACK TO THE KITCHEN

FUCK OFF BROO SHE IS SICK

If aesthetic form means someone is a man or woman and not biology, is this a woman?

Women don't get ill

I told her to sit down and chill BC I'm gonna smash it later

Sick of turt's drinking

she doesn't need energy to just lie there

Did Thunderf00t shave and get a sex doll?

would thunderf00t shave

@M4Gunner women are also bad at making cock

Would he finally admit the EU is cancer?

I'm not sure he cuts his hair ever

making cock?

I mean

Fake penis

having a gas cooker and a wok hob

Are you having a stroke?

is the goodest shit

It is. Can confirm

Love my gas stove

That is some good wokkery

That's teamwork 👌🏿

Now add the

SOY