Message from @turtwig

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2018-11-03 16:22:26 UTC  

That's fucking silly I love it

2018-11-03 16:22:34 UTC  

I think the best song in the musical might be https://youtu.be/0s21B7v19no

2018-11-03 16:22:46 UTC  

Because mettaton is just

2018-11-03 16:22:56 UTC  

peak david bowie/male effeminate diva star?

2018-11-03 16:23:05 UTC  

so the entire the song is just flamboyant cheese

2018-11-03 16:23:06 UTC  

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ they're successfully appealing to me

2018-11-03 16:23:56 UTC  

the first time I watched dirty dancing I was banging the shit out of a filthy 5ft red head in a wench costume

2018-11-03 16:24:57 UTC  

"yo turtwig can you help me decorate my new place"
'yes'
*much boning*

2018-11-03 16:29:29 UTC  

we also watched Tron lol

You are not allowed to date my God Daughter

2018-11-03 16:40:43 UTC  

πŸ€”

2018-11-03 16:40:55 UTC  

I don't know whether to be insulted or happy

2018-11-03 16:40:57 UTC  
2018-11-03 16:41:20 UTC  

I'm happily married I'm not interested in your teenage god daughter

2018-11-03 16:41:50 UTC  

the one that weears slav shell suits though <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

I just need to keep her out of wench and Thot costumes it seems

2018-11-03 16:43:52 UTC  

haha

2018-11-03 16:44:10 UTC  

credit where credit is due

2018-11-03 16:44:15 UTC  

I selected that outfit

I feel vindicated for my conservative views on Halloween dress length

Fucking Degenerates out there

2018-11-03 16:47:05 UTC  

πŸ˜›

2018-11-03 16:48:14 UTC  

i just went out naked and chased after kids

2018-11-03 16:48:33 UTC  

sex offender is my favourite costume

Never have a Daughter. Does horrible things to your blood pressure

2018-11-03 16:49:17 UTC  

which one is the wife

2018-11-03 16:49:22 UTC  

wth

2018-11-03 16:49:31 UTC  

Those are all daughters

2018-11-03 16:49:43 UTC  

so all them are his wives

2018-11-03 16:49:49 UTC  

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2018-11-03 16:50:09 UTC  

This isn't Game of Thrones

2018-11-03 16:50:20 UTC  

that is one of the most tradcon pics ive seen in a while

He's shooting blanks! LOL!

Have my Daughter back at 10:01

I'm too Liberal for this dress length and time limits

Let her turn 18 and then I let go and God takes the wheel