Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 508314770856738820


2018-11-03 16:18:37 UTC  

now I just occasionally come back to it

2018-11-03 16:18:47 UTC  

I am drunk enough to accept your faggotry

2018-11-03 16:18:51 UTC  

:+1:

2018-11-03 16:18:58 UTC  

Check it out it's fucking funny

2018-11-03 16:19:05 UTC  

I'm listening

Ask TurtWife why Light Soy

The answer will make you crease

2018-11-03 16:19:46 UTC  

strangely the vocals actually make him more tolerable

2018-11-03 16:19:52 UTC  

Ye

2018-11-03 16:19:56 UTC  

See what I mean by Skeletor?

2018-11-03 16:20:04 UTC  

Light soy sauce is for old people and pussies

2018-11-03 16:20:05 UTC  

Somehow this faux-skeletor voice is like, the best choice?

2018-11-03 16:20:12 UTC  

and sans is literally patrick star on a little weed

2018-11-03 16:20:35 UTC  

@King Canuck have you seen the British he-man insurance advert?

2018-11-03 16:20:40 UTC  

I think so

2018-11-03 16:20:52 UTC  

it is the greatest thing I have seen on tv

2018-11-03 16:20:56 UTC  

in years

it was on during the F1

2018-11-03 16:20:59 UTC  

I just realized pizza rolls have soy in them

2018-11-03 16:21:25 UTC  

Who are they trying to appeal to here?

<:what:382980756139409409>

2018-11-03 16:22:26 UTC  

That's fucking silly I love it

2018-11-03 16:22:34 UTC  

I think the best song in the musical might be https://youtu.be/0s21B7v19no

2018-11-03 16:22:46 UTC  

Because mettaton is just

2018-11-03 16:22:56 UTC  

peak david bowie/male effeminate diva star?

2018-11-03 16:23:05 UTC  

so the entire the song is just flamboyant cheese

2018-11-03 16:23:06 UTC  

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ they're successfully appealing to me

2018-11-03 16:23:56 UTC  

the first time I watched dirty dancing I was banging the shit out of a filthy 5ft red head in a wench costume

2018-11-03 16:24:57 UTC  

"yo turtwig can you help me decorate my new place"
'yes'
*much boning*

2018-11-03 16:29:29 UTC  

we also watched Tron lol

You are not allowed to date my God Daughter

2018-11-03 16:40:43 UTC  

πŸ€”

2018-11-03 16:40:55 UTC  

I don't know whether to be insulted or happy

2018-11-03 16:40:57 UTC  
2018-11-03 16:41:20 UTC  

I'm happily married I'm not interested in your teenage god daughter

2018-11-03 16:41:50 UTC  

the one that weears slav shell suits though <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

I just need to keep her out of wench and Thot costumes it seems

2018-11-03 16:43:52 UTC  

haha