Message from @Holy Intersectional Inquisition

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2018-11-23 10:42:13 UTC  

the only good spiderman was the old cartoon show

2018-11-23 10:42:28 UTC  

Spiderman and his amazing friends?

2018-11-23 10:42:38 UTC  

He sucks, but the other spideys suck more

2018-11-23 10:42:38 UTC  

um its from the 60s or 70s

2018-11-23 10:42:51 UTC  

Venom is the best spiderman

2018-11-23 10:43:17 UTC  

okay the Fox KIds cartoon show was also good in that it had the enemies and they drew them and it looked cool

2018-11-23 10:43:49 UTC  

I Will never forget, in 2013 or something they said on TV they were going to air an AMAZING NEW SHOW and it was Spiderman and his amazing friends from the 60s

2018-11-23 10:44:13 UTC  

And until last year I thought it was a new show

2018-11-23 10:44:18 UTC  

<:pepe_why:378719408367075333>

2018-11-23 10:44:29 UTC  

I'm more of a boomer than any of you

2018-11-23 10:44:30 UTC  

Spiderman isn't supposed to be faggot cryface little girl

2018-11-23 10:44:30 UTC  

*whoosh*

2018-11-23 10:44:36 UTC  

he's not?

2018-11-23 10:44:40 UTC  

he's supposed to be a cocky shit teenager

2018-11-23 10:44:43 UTC  

i thought that was his character

2018-11-23 10:44:50 UTC  

Have your read the comics

2018-11-23 10:44:57 UTC  

He's a nerd

2018-11-23 10:45:01 UTC  

Until he's Spiderman

2018-11-23 10:45:06 UTC  

no but i read a lot of the old batman and supermans

2018-11-23 10:45:22 UTC  

And he's not crying in the movies

2018-11-23 10:45:26 UTC  

yeah mostly read DC and image stuff

2018-11-23 10:45:28 UTC  

he's beta clark

2018-11-23 10:45:31 UTC  

Except when uncle Ben dies I guess

2018-11-23 10:45:38 UTC  

no more rice

2018-11-23 10:45:45 UTC  

his face looks like he is about to cry at any given point

2018-11-23 10:46:05 UTC  

haha i love how every reboot feels it has to kill his uncle all over again

2018-11-23 10:46:19 UTC  

It's one of the rules Stan Lee gave

2018-11-23 10:46:29 UTC  

kill ben

2018-11-23 10:46:32 UTC  

uncle must die in each movie

2018-11-23 10:46:50 UTC  

otherwise peter doesnt have an excuse not to be a man <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2018-11-23 10:47:24 UTC  

retcons suck

2018-11-23 10:47:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/515478585457508355/cryderman.gif

2018-11-23 10:48:24 UTC  

> doesn't cry

2018-11-23 10:48:34 UTC  

When is that

2018-11-23 10:49:02 UTC  

``His comments follow news that Miles Morales, a mixed-race iteration of Spider-Man, will be replacing Peter Parker in the comics.``

2018-11-23 10:49:36 UTC  

do they mean *all* the comics?

2018-11-23 10:49:44 UTC  

Nope

2018-11-23 10:49:49 UTC  

My bad there's also a cartoon remake being done of the lion king

2018-11-23 10:49:55 UTC  

There is like 600 Spiderman now

2018-11-23 10:50:16 UTC  

superheroes are kinda gay