he's supposed to be a cocky shit teenager

i thought that was his character

Have your read the comics

He's a nerd

Until he's Spiderman

no but i read a lot of the old batman and supermans

And he's not crying in the movies

yeah mostly read DC and image stuff

he's beta clark

Except when uncle Ben dies I guess

no more rice

his face looks like he is about to cry at any given point

haha i love how every reboot feels it has to kill his uncle all over again

It's one of the rules Stan Lee gave

kill ben

uncle must die in each movie

https://www.google.it/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/film/2015/jun/23/stan-lee-spider-man-should-stay-white-and-straight

otherwise peter doesnt have an excuse not to be a man <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

retcons suck

> doesn't cry

When is that

``His comments follow news that Miles Morales, a mixed-race iteration of Spider-Man, will be replacing Peter Parker in the comics.``

do they mean *all* the comics?

Nope

My bad there's also a cartoon remake being done of the lion king

There is like 600 Spiderman now

superheroes are kinda gay

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2018/10/16/b91c28b85be68c76.jpg

grow up you puberts

The new Spiderman game looked fun

For 5 seconds

theyre all the same

Same shit as the spider man 2 game on original Xbox.

Superheroes should inspire kids to be responsible

Swinging around is amazing when you're 15. Games are boring as it is

sling from walls in a big city
*but this time its open world because of what year it is*

i guess i never got the whole morality of superheroes

It's been open world since like 2008

Exactly

maybe im too delinquent