natures most potent antiinflammatory

haha you ass bad

also cigarettes help, ironically counting as medicine in this particular case

im sorry

so i had to buy a pack of ciggies and smoke 2 of them

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just had a colonoscopy few weeks ago, happy that everything alright in my ass

how do the smokes help?

i forgot how

just watched the House MD episode in which he prescribes cigarettes

colonoscopy? how old are you?

yep it is on House

35

Ive had to have regular colonoscopies since I was in my mid 20s lol

its gay

totally

they tell you its not gonna be gay, but then you get in there and it totally is

lol

you go with propofol or without anything?

im not chad about getting a colonoscopy

me neither, but woke up before they were done <:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

how long does it last?

15-20min I think

they give fentanyl chased with an antianxiety, it works really well

they just throw that in your IV, and then you wake up and youre done, but your ass hurts

because youre gay now <:pepe_sad:378719408345841664>

and the farting

yeah you fart for like 2 days

they blow the walls of your ass open like a balloon to get a good look at it

literally with air pump

you wake up a balloon

thats true you are now a human balloon technically

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wat

@M4Gunner sorry to hear that gunns

thats okay its just a part of aging

🦀

actually they dont really know what causes that condition yet