Scenic

for the adventures daredevil that wants to live out his James bond fantasy

I am way too drunk

Michelle Dewberry is single

RESULT

turtwig gonna be single if he drink anything else

She'll take the kid and leave the rabbit

rip

snecklifter is good shit

I'm almost drunk enough to post a rare turt selfie

go home and make TurtKid 2.0 before you realise

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https://twitter.com/not_sargon/status/1076110229790752769

@turtwig don't drive

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oh its phoneface

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Feeling cute?

hes wearing a disguise to fit in among other humans

Well everyone scared away all the ladies so we'll have to ask some faggots to rate your body

@turtwig you deseperate to fish for complements you faggot?

no just exceedingly drunk

^ case in point

I'm drunk, might delete later. Do you think stained t-shirts are sexy?

@turtwig

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https://www.dailywire.com/news/39553/sacha-baron-cohen-stumbled-upon-possible-pedophile-amanda-prestigiacomo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8IYVNGMQcI

Baby Momma

@turtwig

kek

it expensive to sit on your ass all day and collect money for the government just because you are an idiot

Unversial Credit is broken tbh

also it's been broken for over 2 years and they still roll it out

if they did look to Norway, we did do something similar and it have been a train wreak from day 1, it sounds good at paper but it grows to an bureaucratic beast that eats money.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Labour_and_Welfare_Administration

We got more people so MOAR Bureaucracy!!!

So Progressive!

we are getting down the unemployment by making everyone work for the government