Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 527105353695887360


2018-12-25 11:27:20 UTC  

Next royal has dual nationality and can run as US president. With royal money to spend buys his way to the presidency. Becomes prez... announces Personal Union to the UK

2018-12-25 11:27:39 UTC  

5d royalty

2018-12-25 11:27:46 UTC  

Next step, recover India

2018-12-25 11:27:55 UTC  

just nuke india

2018-12-25 11:27:58 UTC  

problem solved

India was a mistake

Oh wait. Tea ๐Ÿค”

2018-12-25 11:29:03 UTC  

Cheap cotton to fuel Britain's industrialisation

2018-12-25 11:29:08 UTC  

we can liberate China from communism and force them to grow tea for us

2018-12-25 11:29:11 UTC  

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2018-12-25 11:30:08 UTC  

That's why we need control of the Afghan poppy fields

2018-12-25 11:30:43 UTC  

"Opium Wars 2029" coming to Playstation 4

.. and Curry <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2018-12-25 12:00:05 UTC  

:dollar:** Support Sargon of Akkad on Patreon!** :dollar:

https://www.patreon.com/sargon

2018-12-25 12:12:14 UTC  

**Onkelrob#3389** was cleansed from the server.

2018-12-25 12:23:07 UTC  

haha

2018-12-25 12:40:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/527103432906113025/20181225_122946.jpg

2018-12-25 12:40:53 UTC  

veg prep

2018-12-25 12:46:36 UTC  

Bar

2018-12-25 12:46:38 UTC  

Bad

2018-12-25 12:48:29 UTC  

so we have a gammon joint, they're intentionally packed at 1kg

2018-12-25 12:48:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/527105370112655360/IMG_20181225_124545_965.jpg

2018-12-25 12:48:35 UTC  

the fuck is this

2018-12-25 12:49:18 UTC  

35 รท 9 x 20 + 35 minutes ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2018-12-25 13:01:42 UTC  

*Slow*

2018-12-25 13:03:51 UTC  

what?

2018-12-25 13:04:21 UTC  

*Like a turtle*

2018-12-25 13:29:13 UTC  
2018-12-25 13:32:18 UTC  

oh god ur a youtuber

<:sargoy:382978736053551104>

2018-12-25 13:43:58 UTC  

I put videos on YouTube, but I would exactly see myself as a trend whore

2018-12-25 13:44:41 UTC  

*wouldn't ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-12-25 13:46:03 UTC  

(video link is continuation of convo in politics that went off-topic)

2018-12-25 14:00:56 UTC  

I put videos on YouTube but it's mostly just shit like poorly rendered 3d monkeys with bleeding eyes

2018-12-25 14:01:30 UTC  

๐Ÿ˜ฑ

2018-12-25 14:01:34 UTC  
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2018-12-25 14:03:49 UTC  

Haha oh god it's the kind of autism I love

2018-12-25 14:04:16 UTC