Message from @M4Gunner

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2018-12-29 08:19:30 UTC  

and some of it, it was like come on, even if your going to go down this route with comedy at least find the right punch lines, this one lady was complaining how uncomfortable it is to get a pap smear, she was saying that they stick this little cold metal tube up your vagina (insert joke here about how lose it is up there) and then it was just really uncomfortable and no woman likes it, then she tried comparing it to something for men, stumbles around a bit then says it's like sticking your dick in an ice box. this whole time i'm thinking medical treatment, uncomfortable, hated, and male specific, go with prostate exam and men will cringe

2018-12-29 08:19:51 UTC  

i had 3 dykes stick a qtip up my dick

2018-12-29 08:20:13 UTC  

they really didnt seem to know what to do with a penis

2018-12-29 08:20:15 UTC  

smh

2018-12-29 08:20:22 UTC  

they dropped the qtip on the floor

2018-12-29 08:20:23 UTC  

you wot

2018-12-29 08:20:43 UTC  

i said i went to the free clinic in portland nigga

2018-12-29 08:20:52 UTC  

that is what happens when tards start running comedy

2018-12-29 08:21:09 UTC  

you had VD? @M4Gunner

2018-12-29 08:21:21 UTC  

yeah i got chupame

2018-12-29 08:21:34 UTC  

the hell is that

2018-12-29 08:21:39 UTC  

chupa me huevos

2018-12-29 08:21:57 UTC  

i dont speak brown

2018-12-29 08:22:03 UTC  

oh ok

2018-12-29 08:22:20 UTC  

i speak kitchenese

2018-12-29 08:22:21 UTC  

and i looked it up

2018-12-29 08:22:23 UTC  

not cool

2018-12-29 08:22:33 UTC  

yeah ik <:GWqlabsRIP:398950660147642368> me

2018-12-29 08:22:44 UTC  

get in the kitchen

2018-12-29 08:22:54 UTC  

are you on your kitchen computer

2018-12-29 08:22:55 UTC  

sod off

2018-12-29 08:22:59 UTC  

no

2018-12-29 08:23:08 UTC  

im at the main command station

2018-12-29 08:23:12 UTC  

do chop onions on your kitchen computer

2018-12-29 08:23:18 UTC  

no

2018-12-29 08:23:25 UTC  

probably for the best

2018-12-29 08:24:30 UTC  

i can't wait for this update

2018-12-29 08:24:40 UTC  

tl;dr

2018-12-29 08:24:50 UTC  

i want to hear more about these not funny women

2018-12-29 08:24:56 UTC  

pedestrian critique

2018-12-29 08:24:57 UTC  

then there was this other chick was saying how the #metoo movement was glorious, but now men are too scared to mess with her, and that normally she's passive though now that she's seeing the men in tech she wants to just go all dominatrix on them. oh and she goes for the whole thing that women are just as horny as men then says how she'll lose interest and say no if they ask to go back to her place where she has roommates, every guy i know in that situation would do 1 of 2 things clear out the room by force if necessaryor do it with all the roommates still in the room

2018-12-29 08:25:46 UTC  

you know what id do if i had roommates

2018-12-29 08:25:51 UTC  

send that thot to church

2018-12-29 08:26:00 UTC  

lamo

2018-12-29 08:26:00 UTC  

SF sounds super gay

2018-12-29 08:26:09 UTC  

just move

2018-12-29 08:26:35 UTC  

yeah quit your job at google you plant

2018-12-29 08:26:51 UTC  

google is evil

2018-12-29 08:27:21 UTC  

well they removed don't be evil for the charter sooooo

2018-12-29 08:28:03 UTC  

Normally roommates dont stay in litterally the same room. Makes you wonder her living situation.

2018-12-29 08:28:12 UTC  

google shadowbanned a pretty normal video about german WWII tank battles