cities are the big gay

yeah that's definitely not gonna result in rape

tfw when the far left are the ones causing "rape culture"

i would take a roomboard job in any other state just to get off of coastal

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I would give you a great tip but i dont want smelly portlanders going there, sorry

im not a portlander

sure

im from oregon

yeah?

thats not the same 2 things

it's not?

no

im not from portland

okay

he just wishes he was

why would i

no one wishes they were

only reason i came up here is theres more money changing hands

i bet you even portards cant stand themselves

well thats true

people who move here from larger cities just use portland as a springboard to talk about when they lived somwhere else

haha

that sounds hilarious

and also they have me so busy dealing with highly stressful situations that i rarely have time to even look for another job when i have the chance, the building they have me in is in the tenderloin i've had to deal with so many drugged out psychos it's not funny and been attacked several times. though they did find out after they put me at this building that i was fairly qualified for it, been doing multiple martial arts now for 15 years and have a background in night club security as well

*oh you like this music, yeah, theres a big scene for that in SF, its great*(does not care that we have the music playing literally right here and now)

sounds like you both live in hell

we have more mediocrity per capita than anywhere else in the nation <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

life story time apparently

I couldnt imagine putting up with those types

yeah this playbyplay is getting gay

i dont mind

sorry abt having a job bro and also where u live

lets talk about turtwigs electrical racecars

after we get the big wall done, we can build a wall around SF, and then California altogether

well like you said it is a job, that's why i put up with it, it gives me free housing and pays me

deport californians

send them back to china

how is the poop situation in SF?

what a glorious Christmas its been

well chinatown's full of people that have lived here for nearly their whole life and never learned english