he just wishes he was

why would i

no one wishes they were

only reason i came up here is theres more money changing hands

i bet you even portards cant stand themselves

well thats true

people who move here from larger cities just use portland as a springboard to talk about when they lived somwhere else

haha

that sounds hilarious

and also they have me so busy dealing with highly stressful situations that i rarely have time to even look for another job when i have the chance, the building they have me in is in the tenderloin i've had to deal with so many drugged out psychos it's not funny and been attacked several times. though they did find out after they put me at this building that i was fairly qualified for it, been doing multiple martial arts now for 15 years and have a background in night club security as well

*oh you like this music, yeah, theres a big scene for that in SF, its great*(does not care that we have the music playing literally right here and now)

sounds like you both live in hell

we have more mediocrity per capita than anywhere else in the nation <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

life story time apparently

I couldnt imagine putting up with those types

yeah this playbyplay is getting gay

i dont mind

sorry abt having a job bro and also where u live

lets talk about turtwigs electrical racecars

after we get the big wall done, we can build a wall around SF, and then California altogether

well like you said it is a job, that's why i put up with it, it gives me free housing and pays me

deport californians

send them back to china

how is the poop situation in SF?

what a glorious Christmas its been

well chinatown's full of people that have lived here for nearly their whole life and never learned english

that's crazy

artys from God

well the poop isn't as bad as you hear all the time, get out of the tenderloin and downtown and there's not much of a poop issue

they should let you put a string of lites on youre tank

if i lived in SF i would never go out, only to work

it's a shame, it's a nice looking place

well bad news that would probably be downtown so you have to go at least past the poop at some point

Little India

making them learn English is racist

no turt

them not knowing English is racist <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

it's bad enough in the tenderloin though that some people will ask me how they know if they are in the tenderloin and i tell them if the air smells like piss you are already there

i like the way you think @M4Gunner

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