Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 528701870475051039


2018-12-29 22:28:51 UTC  

make that into a body pillow for lonely boomers

2018-12-29 22:29:06 UTC  

@Ondsinet you only drink pasta water

2018-12-29 22:29:15 UTC  

starchy

2018-12-29 22:29:32 UTC  

ondsinet pours himself a glass of water by boiling the pasta into it

2018-12-29 22:30:05 UTC  

tea bags with pasta haha

2018-12-29 22:30:16 UTC  

😱

2018-12-29 22:30:22 UTC  

Unnecessary mean

2018-12-29 22:30:27 UTC  

Smh

2018-12-29 22:30:34 UTC  

hey guys if youre lazy you can just put teabags in the coffee maker

2018-12-29 22:30:45 UTC  

<:high_iq:382980759012638731>

2018-12-29 22:30:56 UTC  

@Ondsinet it only hurts because its true

2018-12-29 22:30:59 UTC  

man that just sounds like optimised living

2018-12-29 22:31:02 UTC  

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554> 🍝

2018-12-29 22:31:14 UTC  

use the boiled water you have left over from making pasta to make coffee

2018-12-29 22:31:36 UTC  

we might be onto something

2018-12-29 22:31:40 UTC  

anyone ever made Red-Eye Gravy?

2018-12-29 22:31:51 UTC  

No

2018-12-29 22:31:57 UTC  

its like coffee gravy

2018-12-29 22:32:14 UTC  

can we get the entire food pyramid into one cup of liquid? 🤔

2018-12-29 22:32:27 UTC  

Bachelor Chow in IRL when

2018-12-29 22:32:28 UTC  

so like

2018-12-29 22:32:53 UTC  

boil water to make pasta, use left over water to make coffee, use coffee to baste meat, use remaining juices to make gravy

2018-12-29 22:32:55 UTC  

<:high_iq:382980759012638731>

2018-12-29 22:33:07 UTC  

😱

2018-12-29 22:33:11 UTC  

All in 1

2018-12-29 22:33:20 UTC  

top it off with a shot of monster energy

2018-12-29 22:33:27 UTC  

Fry it

2018-12-29 22:33:33 UTC  

and never drink a glass of OJ without hogfat

2018-12-29 22:33:46 UTC  

hogfat(her)

2018-12-29 22:34:04 UTC  

guys i fold my tortillas into quarters and cook them in the toaster

2018-12-29 22:34:09 UTC  

bacon grease is for sure going in there

2018-12-29 22:34:26 UTC  

genius @M4Gunner

2018-12-29 22:34:29 UTC  

i do not get Jim's "crying about Anita" on Rogans podcast. Jim have made hours of content about Anita and Zoe quinn.

2018-12-29 22:34:36 UTC  

I deep-fried tortillas before

2018-12-29 22:34:38 UTC  

unstable genius <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

2018-12-29 22:34:42 UTC  

chimichangas?

2018-12-29 22:34:50 UTC  

yes, its for sure lazy not to fry them in the pan

2018-12-29 22:34:58 UTC  

i just pop tortillas right on the stove

2018-12-29 22:35:04 UTC  

but Jim isnt sitting with Rogan

2018-12-29 22:35:15 UTC  

Don't be such a tool, @Dewalt

2018-12-29 22:35:17 UTC  

get the effing word out there about ethics and Anitas lying