Grass is gay and @DanConway agrees

well @DanConway can suck my enormous turtle dick

@turtwig🍷

Send me some

later I'll have some champagne

**radeon#2475** was cleansed from the server.

Jelly

I'm lying it's not real champagne

it's poor man champagne

bottle looks fancy though

Cava

oof

Poor man champagne? You've got Martinelli's Sparkling Apple Cider there?

If its not from campaign france, its simply bubbly wine

@Legiondude thats not even alcoholic

That's the point

So poor, can't even afford alcohol

Dude fuck France and their pretentious bullshit wine

@radeon

"Oh no, only we get to make that thing that is pretty simple to make...."

yes, it's been proven to not actually be superior

They just fuckin shake wine

That is ALL

No anyone can make it. But they have the rights to the name.

Burgandy tbh is the best thing to come from french liquor

No, that is bullshit. I cannpt have the rights to a name for over 200 years, so the French cannot either.

they did a taste test with big wine tasters and tricked them, they couldn't actually tell the difference @LumpyAcidFish

Weren't they lobbying the EU a year or two ago to enforce that claim on the name?

Something similar to how they forced Kraft to label "American cheese" as "cheese product" when selling over there?

Yes they use eu courts to inforce the quality

Protectionism

American cheese is real cheese

Kraft is not

@Legiondude i think that was more of a case of truth in advertising. Kraft american cheese is a cheese product but technically not cheese per eu guidelines

I think we should ban all foreign food products. Fuck this,

Im mad

Hey now

I like me some asian and indian food

We habe Asians and Indians here

The products are imported