Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 530119348921040927


2019-01-02 19:49:12 UTC  

Doctors can produce 23,000 square meters of flesh with a single foreskin.

2019-01-02 19:49:25 UTC  

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2019-01-02 19:49:46 UTC  

That is enoigh to tarp every Major League infield in penis skin.

2019-01-02 19:50:14 UTC  

Now, just melt ypir face and get skin grafts, so you can be called dickface.

2019-01-02 19:54:02 UTC  

@EnderOctanus you've sent seven messages and all of them were horrible

2019-01-02 19:54:58 UTC  

you said a bad thing

2019-01-02 19:56:02 UTC  

<:NPC:500042735617703967>

2019-01-02 20:02:57 UTC  

m4gunner man bad <:NPC:500042735617703967>

2019-01-02 20:04:40 UTC  

I am a horrible person

2019-01-02 20:05:16 UTC  

I forgot to get my sister a present last Christmas

2019-01-02 20:06:08 UTC  

I would interrace her.

2019-01-02 20:07:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/530114956708937749/unknown.png

2019-01-02 20:09:48 UTC  

**33#4550** was cleansed from the server.

2019-01-02 20:12:22 UTC  

I would not

2019-01-02 20:12:56 UTC  

@Ondsinet stop trying to force a meme

2019-01-02 20:13:22 UTC  

I just stitched the two from beefoew togheder

2019-01-02 20:13:28 UTC  

<:pepe_why:378719408367075333>

2019-01-02 20:14:27 UTC  

don't be gay

2019-01-02 20:21:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/530118506776231986/you.jpg

2019-01-02 20:25:01 UTC  

wtf

2019-01-02 20:26:07 UTC  

Holy shit lol

2019-01-02 20:27:00 UTC  

$1 for a red dot reticle.

2019-01-02 20:27:10 UTC  

Not even for the red dot itself.

2019-01-02 20:27:13 UTC  

Just the reticle.

2019-01-02 20:27:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/530119972609982508/Screenshot_20190102-202531.jpg

2019-01-02 20:27:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/530120061659381781/Assassins_Creed_IV_Black_Flag-98b103ec-349b-4a6e-80e4-57a843577578.png

2019-01-02 20:27:53 UTC  

no island here lad

2019-01-02 20:28:22 UTC  

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2019-01-02 20:31:13 UTC  

>No D&D because of Vee

2019-01-02 20:31:14 UTC  

FUCKING

2019-01-02 20:31:16 UTC  

GYPSIES

2019-01-02 20:35:46 UTC  

tfw you realise you haven't upgraded your weapons since the start of the game

2019-01-02 20:44:25 UTC  

we have a box of AA batteries that is triggering me

2019-01-02 20:44:35 UTC  

there's ONE battery left

2019-01-02 20:44:36 UTC  

how

2019-01-02 20:44:52 UTC  

everything takes an even number of batteries

2019-01-02 20:45:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/530124456631336960/5b6982b932047.jpg