stop saying the n word, people will think you're racist

Words

And stufff

"powerful" jeez

Hey! That's sexist. Theresa and Angela are amazing role models for women everywhere

Future doesn’t have to be female

Can we go back to oppressing and enslaving then?

Them*

Speaking of which

Nope, that's Islam

ISLAM BAD

i thought you were a muslim?

Only on Mondays

"Can't move now, can you BITCH!?" - Me, shooting out a tanks engine
"Is that a description of your sex life?" - My friend

i used to have a screenshot of you admitting it

weekends are for bacon

I'm on Corned Beef atm

I got 5 massive packets of it on the reduction shelf. £2

nibber

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nice, what do you do with it?

Manwiches

sexist

with a steaming mug of tea

I slow cooked a stew yesterday so that's me fed for a few days

👌

stew is good for that

it gets better over time too

This was based on some swede that I got from 20p, two packets

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Shopping is too EZ

what is that?

there are better things to do with corned beef

well I got lots, if you got ideas

hash is good

pie is also good

That's a Swede

oh it's a vegetable

kinda looks like a turnip

i like turnips