Message from @turtwig

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2019-01-24 08:02:10 UTC  

I'm proud to know we have a Bacon and Meat council

2019-01-24 08:02:44 UTC  

inb4 vandalised by muslims

2019-01-24 08:02:58 UTC  

hopefully it'll make it to Japan before that happens <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2019-01-24 08:04:37 UTC  

Lucky there is not a Muslim problem in Japan so as soon as the airplane is off the ground it safe

2019-01-24 08:05:22 UTC  

isn't much of one here, either, but it is popping by Copenhagen before taking off to Japan

2019-01-24 08:05:31 UTC  

> airplane
> off ground
> safe

2019-01-24 08:05:34 UTC  

<:GWqlabsKek:393085130219978752>

2019-01-24 08:05:39 UTC  

tell that to 9/11

2019-01-24 08:07:32 UTC  

An insult to muslims everywhere, reee! <:swedenistan:382988769298481152>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/537906286138753034/unknown.png

2019-01-24 08:07:47 UTC  

it's pretty good

2019-01-24 08:07:51 UTC  

¨

2019-01-24 08:07:55 UTC  

needs a good polish though

2019-01-24 08:08:09 UTC  

@Mal i mean all you danes have is a fuckton of pork and butter

2019-01-24 08:08:24 UTC  

fish and grain, too

2019-01-24 08:08:28 UTC  

yeah true

2019-01-24 08:08:53 UTC  

but yes, export of pork to Japan is enormous

2019-01-24 08:09:00 UTC  

If you want to eat well. Denmark is a good place to go

2019-01-24 08:09:12 UTC  

yea

2019-01-24 08:10:06 UTC  

expensive, though, if you're not a scandinavian

2019-01-24 08:11:17 UTC  

haha yes we win

2019-01-24 08:11:44 UTC  

I went to school with a Dane

2019-01-24 08:11:49 UTC  

not v smart but a great guy

2019-01-24 08:12:11 UTC  

Fun people to have a drink with

2019-01-24 08:12:22 UTC  

his family are mormon

2019-01-24 08:12:26 UTC  

no drinking rip

2019-01-24 08:12:37 UTC  

explains the not very smart too <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2019-01-24 08:12:42 UTC  

lolo

2019-01-24 08:13:53 UTC  

In my experience you get two kind of Mormons. The they refuse to touch it or they drink it like a sponge

2019-01-24 08:14:28 UTC  

well, when we got out of school he became a super heavy drinker for a while but I think he got his shit together since then

2019-01-24 08:15:00 UTC  

forced prohibition will lead to excess

2019-01-24 08:17:09 UTC  

don't know a single mormon, but they do have a tiny presence here

2019-01-24 08:17:59 UTC  

which means they must be private, as most Danes are with religion, or able to withstand ridicule well

2019-01-24 08:18:00 UTC  

It a reason we have the saying that the drunkest people at the party is the kids of a preast

2019-01-24 08:18:29 UTC  

fits my experience with a couple of girls in high school well

2019-01-24 08:18:41 UTC  

priest daughters, drank and smoked like there was no tomorrow

2019-01-24 08:18:45 UTC  

Well tbh isnt that most christians?

2019-01-24 08:19:13 UTC  

Either they abstain from everything, or overendulge.

2019-01-24 08:31:31 UTC  

oh no

2019-01-24 08:35:08 UTC  

Mormons aren't allowed Earthly indulgences for the most part.

2019-01-24 08:36:11 UTC  

Guys its 2:30 AM and I have a problem, help