*gentlemen

sry the keys are right next to each other

my dog gave me a fat lip

<:GWcmeisterPeepoHug:403295305132408832> <:oof:494878589406150657>
🥊 🐶

chad doggo vs virgin tenkboy

well im not a virgin

also he cant KO

i *let* him win

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No

https://youtu.be/UEI5_pRIB8U

Lmao

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/verizons-media-group-to-lay-off-7-of-its-workforce--wsj-2019-01-23 🤣

First Buzzfeed now wsj are having huge layoffs, almost like being woke make you broke

the obvious solution is to double down

EVERYONE WHO DOESNT READ OUR NEWS IS A RACIST

"The Danish Bacon and Meat Council is donating a granite pig statue to the Royal Danish Embassy to mark the new free trade agreement between the EU and Japan."

I'm proud to know we have a Bacon and Meat council

inb4 vandalised by muslims

hopefully it'll make it to Japan before that happens <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

Lucky there is not a Muslim problem in Japan so as soon as the airplane is off the ground it safe

isn't much of one here, either, but it is popping by Copenhagen before taking off to Japan

> airplane
> off ground
> safe

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tell that to 9/11

An insult to muslims everywhere, reee! <:swedenistan:382988769298481152>

it's pretty good

¨

needs a good polish though

@Mal i mean all you danes have is a fuckton of pork and butter

fish and grain, too

yeah true

but yes, export of pork to Japan is enormous

If you want to eat well. Denmark is a good place to go

yea

expensive, though, if you're not a scandinavian

haha yes we win

I went to school with a Dane

not v smart but a great guy

Fun people to have a drink with