whatever the cops have to spend to find the guy who stole your mum's telly is more than her flat is worth

That would make sense if he only ever stole 1 TV ever

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if your police have only a 2% clear-up rate. it shows that they are useless and why they spend all time at twitter as there they can be a real keyboard warrior and not the beta cuck they are in irl

https://twitter.com/CountDankulaTV/status/1090590506789339136

If anybody wants to talk about politics, gaming, culture or generally anything? DM me and I'll meet you in chat

we're already chatting here

Where dude?

literally right here

I mean voice chat

this is chat

happening realtime

in front of your eyes

Haha

I meant voice chat

It's just a general message to anyone

you haven't picked an ideal time

everyone is at work or school

Ahhh

Makes sense

It's my day off

😂

I'm home

have late shift today

@Ondsinet @Nordhanddo you want to voice chat?

@Ondsinet doesn't work, he's italian

Haha Italians work...they also like siesta

That's true, I just cook every day all day

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That's how the Mafia works

Haha yeah, I was just grinding some meat

That's how Mafia works

Someones got to stir the sauce while the lads are out collecting protection money

just had a refreshing shave thanks to Bic Corporation

its the best a man can get these days

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2019/01/30/a76242be8c1b783f.jpg

You shaved with a Biro? That's impressive

I found something else impressive
https://img.pr0gramm.com/2019/01/30/87f3af7a4818c870.jpg