Message from @DanConway

Discord ID: 540661984949960706


2019-01-31 22:32:03 UTC  

and a knife that has the word "pizza" punched out of the blade

2019-01-31 22:32:06 UTC  

for some reason

2019-01-31 22:32:09 UTC  

<:what:382980756139409409>

2019-01-31 22:32:44 UTC  

you got a license for those pizza wheels

I bet TurtWife bought that knife

2019-01-31 22:32:52 UTC  

sort of like this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/540660770229452800/pradel-excellence-pizza-knife-serrated-blade-10cm.jpg

2019-01-31 22:32:56 UTC  

why is this a thing

HE SHOOTS HE SCORES

That's why. Women Love dis kind of knife

It's a cute knife

2019-01-31 22:34:05 UTC  

nothing you could own

2019-01-31 22:34:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/540661090393260052/20181110_164246.jpg

2019-01-31 22:34:19 UTC  

Turtles pizza cutter doxed

2019-01-31 22:34:26 UTC  

dats me

2019-01-31 22:35:45 UTC  

no

2019-01-31 22:37:42 UTC  

lies

It's a fork, with a Pizza cutter on it cus God hates us

Also that Pizza looks real bad

2019-01-31 22:40:33 UTC  

It's a sin

2019-01-31 22:40:44 UTC  

That pizza looks homogay

2019-01-31 22:41:00 UTC  

And what weakling puts a pizza cutter on a fork

2019-01-31 22:41:19 UTC  

kevin smith had a heart attack recently, thats probably why he lost the weight @turtwig

2019-01-31 22:41:19 UTC  

And what kind of weakling cuts the pizza like that

2019-01-31 22:41:25 UTC  

I will crush

2019-01-31 22:42:09 UTC  

scissors actually work pretty good for pizza

2019-01-31 22:42:45 UTC  

Use a knife and fork

2019-01-31 22:42:47 UTC  

Uncivilized

2019-01-31 22:43:10 UTC  

Does Sargon have another twitter account?

2019-01-31 22:43:18 UTC  

idk

I use my bare hands like man

2019-01-31 22:43:39 UTC  

That works