Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 547116549836767242


2019-02-18 17:41:11 UTC  

Then tan them

2019-02-18 17:41:21 UTC  

If she looks its gay

2019-02-18 17:42:16 UTC  

and then she has to date you to prove she's not gay

2019-02-18 17:42:43 UTC  

tan your nuts with an acetylene torch

2019-02-18 17:43:03 UTC  

What is she identifies as a the gay?

2019-02-18 17:43:10 UTC  

saves you some cash on the bic

2019-02-18 17:43:34 UTC  

Jesus fuck, okay Satan

2019-02-18 17:55:04 UTC  

Man my gunshot scars are itching a bit, and I dln't wanna scratch since I can't feel pain. It's in my head but can't convince my body of that you know?

2019-02-18 17:56:03 UTC  

get one of those grip spring things

2019-02-18 17:56:13 UTC  

squeeze that when you need to scratch

2019-02-18 17:57:27 UTC  

Hm, maybe.

2019-02-18 17:59:23 UTC  

6 bux delivered

2019-02-18 18:00:24 UTC  

oh they might actually be garbage lol I didn't look real hard

2019-02-18 18:01:53 UTC  

@EnderOctanus what if you iced it

2019-02-18 18:04:40 UTC  

shot in service or get mugged by black guy?

2019-02-18 18:05:03 UTC  

Thats the same thing turt

2019-02-18 18:05:40 UTC  

It was during the Great Meme War of '17.

2019-02-18 18:05:50 UTC  

<:GWmythsBlobGlare:391322010980057120>

2019-02-18 18:06:00 UTC  

you shot yourself while fucking about with a gun, then

2019-02-18 18:06:18 UTC  

No, though someone did shoot me on accident

2019-02-18 18:06:59 UTC  

Wasn't too bad honestly, I got lucky

2019-02-18 18:08:03 UTC  

The pain is definitely more of a scorching one, like someone stuck you with a hot poker.

2019-02-18 18:08:03 UTC  

I hope you give them shit about it constantly

2019-02-18 18:08:18 UTC  

Its become a joke, yeah

2019-02-18 18:08:22 UTC  

typical buddy cop move

2019-02-18 18:08:44 UTC  

They were freaking out more than I was lol

2019-02-18 18:09:17 UTC  

I was surprised but kinda like, "Okay let's get a towel before I die, now shut the fuck up."

2019-02-18 18:10:59 UTC  

I remember being wheeled out on the gurney to the abulance and saying, "Hey, it's a full moon!"

2019-02-18 18:11:55 UTC  

top kek

2019-02-18 18:12:09 UTC  

Everyone stopped to look

2019-02-18 18:12:12 UTC  

LOL

2019-02-18 18:18:28 UTC  

This is a christian server

2019-02-18 18:21:23 UTC  

Getting shot isn't a crime you cuck.

2019-02-18 18:21:31 UTC  

Er, sin.

2019-02-18 18:26:16 UTC