Message from @turtwig
Discord ID: 547116549836767242
Then tan them
If she looks its gay
and then she has to date you to prove she's not gay
tan your nuts with an acetylene torch
What is she identifies as a the gay?
saves you some cash on the bic
Jesus fuck, okay Satan
Man my gunshot scars are itching a bit, and I dln't wanna scratch since I can't feel pain. It's in my head but can't convince my body of that you know?
get one of those grip spring things
squeeze that when you need to scratch
Hm, maybe.
6 bux delivered
oh they might actually be garbage lol I didn't look real hard
@EnderOctanus what if you iced it
shot in service or get mugged by black guy?
Thats the same thing turt
It was during the Great Meme War of '17.
you shot yourself while fucking about with a gun, then
No, though someone did shoot me on accident
Wasn't too bad honestly, I got lucky
The pain is definitely more of a scorching one, like someone stuck you with a hot poker.
I hope you give them shit about it constantly
Its become a joke, yeah
typical buddy cop move
They were freaking out more than I was lol
I was surprised but kinda like, "Okay let's get a towel before I die, now shut the fuck up."
I remember being wheeled out on the gurney to the abulance and saying, "Hey, it's a full moon!"
top kek
Everyone stopped to look
LOL
This is a christian server
Getting shot isn't a crime you cuck.
Er, sin.
Is that @EnderOctanus or @M4Gunner ?