Message from @turtwig

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Type a hilarious blog

2019-02-19 15:59:22 UTC  

🀷

2019-02-19 16:05:21 UTC  

`Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that’s 2 guys, and that’s 100% gay. If you fap to β€˜straight’ porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you’re also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again. If you fap to furry porn, then it’s in a weird gray area, where if it’s people in fursuits, the same rules apply, but if it’s with animals, I would think it depends on said animal’s sexuality. Then there’s consent. If a person doesn’t consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let’s say that means they’re about 50% less gay. If it was gay rape, that means that it’s now 75% gay. If it’s straight rape by a man, then it’s 25% gay. And, if it’s trap gay porn, than that’s 12.5% gay. So technically, yes, rape trap porn is the least gay porn there is, but that’s still looped in with trap porn, hence why fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is.`

2019-02-19 16:06:50 UTC  

fapping is a sin, being gay is a sin

2019-02-19 16:06:54 UTC  

fapping is gay

2019-02-19 16:07:07 UTC  

Is being a trap a sin?

2019-02-19 16:07:12 UTC  

yes

2019-02-19 16:07:15 UTC  

Yes

2019-02-19 16:07:31 UTC  

But it isn't a choice is it?

2019-02-19 16:07:45 UTC  

You just look like a hot girl

2019-02-19 16:07:50 UTC  

being a trap is a conscious decision

2019-02-19 16:08:13 UTC  

Like being gay

2019-02-19 16:09:07 UTC  

#8 oof

2019-02-19 16:09:57 UTC  

My cat loves to be baptized

2019-02-19 16:10:05 UTC  

<:GWjiangoOmegaLUL:389904150886088723>

2019-02-19 16:10:16 UTC  

turtkid was baptised

2019-02-19 16:10:35 UTC  

✝

2019-02-19 16:10:58 UTC  

✝

2019-02-19 16:11:13 UTC  

Tfw no upside down cross

2019-02-19 16:11:32 UTC  

just hold ur phone upside down <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2019-02-19 16:12:07 UTC  

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2019-02-19 16:12:19 UTC  

Does it work on desktop?

2019-02-19 16:13:06 UTC  

on desktop u need to get shamima begum to cut your head off and then hold ur head upside down

2019-02-19 16:13:45 UTC  

😭

2019-02-19 16:14:04 UTC  

I don't want to be French

2019-02-19 16:14:54 UTC  

A HON HON HON LE BAGUETTE DU FROMAGE.

2019-02-19 16:27:18 UTC  

we dont have any frenchies here right?

2019-02-19 16:27:34 UTC  

Hey guys

2019-02-19 16:27:41 UTC  

bonjour

2019-02-19 16:27:46 UTC  

I’ve been dead for a min

2019-02-19 16:27:58 UTC  

how was it?

2019-02-19 16:28:14 UTC  

Awful. I had to live in this thing called the real world

2019-02-19 16:28:37 UTC  

just got back from there, silly place

2019-02-19 16:29:23 UTC  

It’s pretty weird fam

2019-02-19 16:33:00 UTC  

GOOD MORNING BOATS AND BOAT AFICIONADOS

2019-02-19 16:37:41 UTC  

GOAT AFICIONADOS

2019-02-19 16:37:50 UTC  

(that's @MountainMan)

2019-02-19 16:37:57 UTC  

πŸŒ„