WE
>make nothing but mom-mobiles for a decade
CAN'T
>only start making sports cars again when surveys reveal that millenials rightly think your brand is boring as shit
MAKE
>refuse to actually R&D your own sports cars despite being the biggest car company on the planet
A
>refuse to give your Subaru collab sports car enough power to actually make it great
SPORTSCAR
>try to pass off a fucking BMW roadster as your own because you don't want to bother making a production line for it in Japan
BECAUSE
>Pass it off as your legendary GT nameplate to pander to nostalgic JDM fanboys even though it's not Japanese in the slightest
NOBODY
>automatic only, crazy dealer markups, wrapped in so much plastic and wiring that only professional tuners can mod it
BUYS
>Every reviewer calls you out on how fucking soulless it is to drive, fucking transparent that it was just a cash in on the nameplate
THEM
>Get completely BTFO by the Corvette because Americans are smart enough to innovate their halo car instead of turning it into an afterthought
