Message from @DA GOMMIE JOO

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2019-12-09 22:52:39 UTC  

corn field monocultures are unnatural in that the duplicity completely confuses your direction ability

2019-12-09 22:52:55 UTC  

You ever heard a mountain lion luring you?

2019-12-09 22:53:17 UTC  

no I've never encountered a cougar up here

2019-12-09 22:53:59 UTC  

iirc they don't show up in ohio that often

2019-12-09 22:54:06 UTC  

It sounds just like a little child, just before it sinks its jaw on the base of your back of your skull, and it has evolved to perfectly take us out by the head from behind.

2019-12-09 22:55:27 UTC  

They will actually play with you and lure you out until you're so scared you're shooting into the night randomly.

2019-12-09 22:56:20 UTC  

yep that's pretty terrifying

2019-12-09 22:57:15 UTC  

They love eating human children

2019-12-09 22:58:37 UTC  

their paws are strong enough to break your back with a single swipe.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/653732264135491584/mountain_lion1-56a9a0d75f9b58b7d0fd7d07.jpg

2019-12-09 22:59:48 UTC  

but its nothing compared to the african lion.

2019-12-09 23:02:48 UTC  

and we all just kinda live with it

2019-12-09 23:05:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634420893870981168/653733999482503168/105c607fcbc38f801e283ae20e11c6e8.jpg

2019-12-09 23:06:22 UTC  

Have you ever seen a bigfoot?

2019-12-09 23:06:37 UTC  

I think they exist

2019-12-09 23:08:37 UTC  

I mean there's apparently a lot of sightings up here but I've never seen a bigfoot

2019-12-09 23:10:00 UTC  

there's an abandoned building not too far from my house

2019-12-09 23:10:18 UTC  

used to be part of the nearby college, windows are all boarded up and the doors are locked

2019-12-09 23:10:43 UTC  

there's a sign on the front saying that going in is trespassing, yadda yadda ya

2019-12-09 23:11:00 UTC  

I park next to it in what's left of the parking lot, it's decent parking for going uptown

2019-12-09 23:11:07 UTC  

never gotten a ticket, never had my car vandalized

2019-12-09 23:11:31 UTC  

one night I went up there, hung out uptown, and came back to my car when it was dark

2019-12-09 23:11:51 UTC  

the lights on the second floor (which weren't boarded up because nobody's gonna break in from up there) were on

2019-12-09 23:14:30 UTC  

parking lot's still empty, doors are still locked, windows are still boarded

2019-12-09 23:14:41 UTC  

I go around to the front

2019-12-09 23:14:46 UTC  

door is still locked and solid

2019-12-09 23:14:55 UTC  

but the sign's been torn down

2019-12-09 23:15:11 UTC  

I had no fucking clue what happened and tbh I don't want to

2019-12-09 23:16:39 UTC  

thats spooky.

you ever have a small detail in reality change but your specifically remember it being different? like you shifted a dimension?

2019-12-09 23:16:48 UTC  

yeah, definitely

2019-12-09 23:17:10 UTC  

there's a restaurant that's in my area, that I swear used to be called "milo's pizza"

2019-12-09 23:17:25 UTC  

today it's called milillo's and nobody remembers it as milo's

2019-12-09 23:20:51 UTC  

I was renting this place a few years back with some friends and I used to park my car on the front lawn so its easier to work on. So the one day I notice a municipal sign slap bang where I usually park. And which sign? A damn yield sign. I know it wasn't there before because I parked there. But everyone I spoke say its always been there. I even went to look on google streetview and there it was, 5 years before. But the thing is, if it was always there, where did I park?

2019-12-09 23:22:47 UTC  

people chalk it up to some "parallel universe" or "mandela effect" but honestly it just feels like a glitch

2019-12-09 23:23:20 UTC  

It honestly feels like the universe is just fucking with me.

2019-12-09 23:23:49 UTC  

maybe so, maybe so

2019-12-09 23:24:15 UTC  

And what else changed that isn't apparent?

2019-12-09 23:25:24 UTC  

"Sorry bud, in this parallel, you're even more autistic than normally"

2019-12-09 23:25:53 UTC  

bigfoot is just the hyperborean race

2019-12-09 23:26:18 UTC  

^

2019-12-09 23:26:41 UTC  

8foot blond tundra women.