They love eating human children

their paws are strong enough to break your back with a single swipe.

but its nothing compared to the african lion.

and we all just kinda live with it

Have you ever seen a bigfoot?

I think they exist

I mean there's apparently a lot of sightings up here but I've never seen a bigfoot

there's an abandoned building not too far from my house

used to be part of the nearby college, windows are all boarded up and the doors are locked

there's a sign on the front saying that going in is trespassing, yadda yadda ya

I park next to it in what's left of the parking lot, it's decent parking for going uptown

never gotten a ticket, never had my car vandalized

one night I went up there, hung out uptown, and came back to my car when it was dark

the lights on the second floor (which weren't boarded up because nobody's gonna break in from up there) were on

parking lot's still empty, doors are still locked, windows are still boarded

I go around to the front

door is still locked and solid

but the sign's been torn down

I had no fucking clue what happened and tbh I don't want to

thats spooky.

you ever have a small detail in reality change but your specifically remember it being different? like you shifted a dimension?

yeah, definitely

there's a restaurant that's in my area, that I swear used to be called "milo's pizza"

today it's called milillo's and nobody remembers it as milo's

I was renting this place a few years back with some friends and I used to park my car on the front lawn so its easier to work on. So the one day I notice a municipal sign slap bang where I usually park. And which sign? A damn yield sign. I know it wasn't there before because I parked there. But everyone I spoke say its always been there. I even went to look on google streetview and there it was, 5 years before. But the thing is, if it was always there, where did I park?

people chalk it up to some "parallel universe" or "mandela effect" but honestly it just feels like a glitch

It honestly feels like the universe is just fucking with me.

maybe so, maybe so

And what else changed that isn't apparent?

"Sorry bud, in this parallel, you're even more autistic than normally"

bigfoot is just the hyperborean race

^

8foot blond tundra women.

The mysterious long poosey

Look at his smile.

mmmmm

how tall is she really,clearly 7ft tall but im wondering

idk. that man looks tall himself. definitely above average

tfw no amazon gf

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