i pledge

Means exactly the same thing tho

also some women just do absolutely zero

@fuguer r u 2 pump chump

and you're doing all the work

Canuck do you want badge

he has it

stage fright?
who fucks on a stage?

Nerth already gave it to me lol

@DOGPILLED no i don't think i've ever had sex in under 30 minutes

even my desire to obliterate black queen ass is eclipsed by my autism

Fine, I pledge

Ye ok I pledge lol

what if wet dreams

I pledge

I pledge allegiance to the FAP of the united stakes of inceldom

Night emissions don't count obvi

I heard that you get one wet dream pass

i'm just too high t i ejaculate at night

@Leaf did you smoke today?

But after that you’re fucked

if u get wet dream you don't lose but you have to be HONEST

Yes

who the fuck has night emissions

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7635857/Matching-tattoos-pod-marriages-strictly-no-sex-renters-opting-live-communal-pods.html

Give me the role too

unless you will a wet dream, they dont count

I smoked more today actually <:virgin:396572545610022914>

you're such a weak trigger you let loose in your sleep wtf

I feel so guilty

i've never actually had night emissions

I never stopped having night emissions <:monkaS:299267496668692493> 😫<:impotentrage:552803856535257090> <:wojack:396042478530330624>

Bruh

https://youtu.be/P3fuBorXwBI

I've never had night emissions either

Ok I'm really tired of talking about cum and masturbation

Me neither

lol you need to get that checked out

Pls cool it fellers

large iq protects against it

im not