Message from @DarthSammich
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and waste the rest
fibre stronk
i bought more fruit than can be eaten by a sane household before it spoils
oh ok
like one time?
was this recently?
yeah, a few days ago
Blueberries are awesome, but those seeds suck
ah ok
and now i find myself eating fruit i don't want, and i'm afraid it will turn me into a homosexual
that was my original question
Fibre is what we call that stuff we cant digest like leaves (lettuce for example) which gives u nice round poop
I *think* you can freeze fruit
Idk
only the penis shaped fruits
*will i be gay*?
u can freeze some fruits at least
@نشيد fruits have vitamins and minerals, fibre is for vegetables and shit
Oh fruit also has sugar
The non squishy ones
Except maybe avocados which have fat
Very healthy fat
bit of an issue coming out, but thats only for virgins to cry over
i went to @Angry. 's house and his entire freezer was filled with bananas. very strange.....
How many condoms were nearby?
@DarthSammich used?
an entire case
Hmmmm
Does he have Milo on speed dial?
Eating condoms gives u fibre too
If I eat a condom does all my poop come out wrapped in one?
i didn't check his phone
because that would be super convenient
gross
Yeah like u tie it up then throw it on your -jew- irish* neighbor
Are jew jokes no good here?
The silence worries me