Message from @Str3tch

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2019-11-05 01:29:23 UTC  

Eat 6 pieces of fruit everyday

2019-11-05 01:29:30 UTC  

Thats why i dont buy fruit very often. i buy it, then only eat half

2019-11-05 01:29:32 UTC  

and waste the rest

2019-11-05 01:29:34 UTC  

fibre stronk

2019-11-05 01:29:37 UTC  

i bought more fruit than can be eaten by a sane household before it spoils

2019-11-05 01:29:45 UTC  

oh ok

2019-11-05 01:29:48 UTC  

like one time?

2019-11-05 01:29:49 UTC  

@نشيد fruit has no fibre

2019-11-05 01:29:53 UTC  

was this recently?

2019-11-05 01:29:55 UTC  

yeah, a few days ago

2019-11-05 01:29:56 UTC  

Blueberries are awesome, but those seeds suck

2019-11-05 01:29:59 UTC  

ah ok

2019-11-05 01:30:14 UTC  

and now i find myself eating fruit i don't want, and i'm afraid it will turn me into a homosexual

2019-11-05 01:30:15 UTC  

@blanc ?????????????????????????????
you trolling

2019-11-05 01:30:20 UTC  

that was my original question

2019-11-05 01:30:28 UTC  

Fibre is what we call that stuff we cant digest like leaves (lettuce for example) which gives u nice round poop

2019-11-05 01:30:31 UTC  

I *think* you can freeze fruit
Idk

2019-11-05 01:30:32 UTC  

only the penis shaped fruits

2019-11-05 01:30:39 UTC  

@Smoke this

2019-11-05 01:30:39 UTC  

*will i be gay*?

2019-11-05 01:30:59 UTC  

u can freeze some fruits at least

2019-11-05 01:31:15 UTC  

My poop is Chad shaped

2019-11-05 01:31:15 UTC  

@نشيد fruits have vitamins and minerals, fibre is for vegetables and shit

2019-11-05 01:31:17 UTC  

Oh fruit also has sugar

2019-11-05 01:31:17 UTC  

The non squishy ones

2019-11-05 01:31:20 UTC  

Except maybe avocados which have fat

2019-11-05 01:31:31 UTC  

Very healthy fat

2019-11-05 01:31:33 UTC  

bit of an issue coming out, but thats only for virgins to cry over

2019-11-05 01:31:39 UTC  

i went to @Angry. 's house and his entire freezer was filled with bananas. very strange.....

2019-11-05 01:31:52 UTC  

How many condoms were nearby?

2019-11-05 01:32:04 UTC  
2019-11-05 01:32:05 UTC  

an entire case

2019-11-05 01:32:09 UTC  

Hmmmm

2019-11-05 01:32:22 UTC  

Does he have Milo on speed dial?

2019-11-05 01:32:32 UTC  

Eating condoms gives u fibre too

2019-11-05 01:32:51 UTC  

If I eat a condom does all my poop come out wrapped in one?

2019-11-05 01:32:57 UTC  

i didn't check his phone

2019-11-05 01:33:12 UTC  

because that would be super convenient

2019-11-05 01:33:35 UTC  

gross

2019-11-05 01:33:59 UTC  

Yeah like u tie it up then throw it on your -jew- irish* neighbor