i got my first choice first time

my first choice would be kira kosarin

lol

God she’s gotten fat

my caramelized onion form

Friend of mine told me a story about her friend's friend with nipple piercings who pulled out a nerve from her nipple and shat and vomited from the pain.

Don’t tell me she’s actually that fat

Piercings are degeb

Crap.

I got Barb Streisand.

why do people pierce

weeeb hi

WTF happened to ashley tisdale?

lol

Mila is better

tbh

Shapiro only has boobs

Yes

But be careful her nose might stab you

@Cascade Hello

ngl its embarassing but i used to be in love with natalie portman when i was a teenager. only crush i've ever had on a celebrity

Ah well

the cuck phase was only temporary

Legit never had a crush on a celebrity.

Same

There are no celebs I find particularly stunning.

In the looks department

Same for women who do porn, with some exceptions.

But those aren't crushes

It's one thing to be a cuck, it's another when your GF cucks you professionally.

..

idk

seems worse

atleast we arent

desTINY

https://youtu.be/2gQLDdSy2cU

I think that most open relationships are insisted on by the woman, and the guy goes along out of desperation/fear of being alone. It's different that dating a woman that you know is a hooker/porn actress.