They still cling to you saying missions are _an irreplaceable experience for the soul_

Honestly m8, be a man about the weather.

And with you there, the bird is far less likely to do some degenerate nonsense and ruin herself.

^

Save a soul

@Based Chav true

Have a bevvie and a dance while you're at it. Just leave room for St. Raphael.

Who knows, you *might* even enjoy yourself.

Remember Jesus is always watching👀

@Based Chav good point about the bird tbh.

Most of my points are good, tbh. <:smugortho:549522259086278656>

Every time I go to parties I end up walking a bunch of drunk people home and giving them water

Yeah, same.

Drunk women are very, very clingy and touchy and it's an exercise in faith and chastity every time

Really?

Which is why I don't like it

st. ioseph ora pro nobis

I don't find drunk women sexually appealing at all.

Yeah drunk college girls are not exactly paragons of virtue

Way too much pride for that.

Neither do I.

But they are very, very , very touchy.

Check out this Chad, lads

Also, I don't like going to parties because gay people disturb me

lmao

same tbh

Like i get fucking disturbed

Angry

They tend to disturb that little patch of skin between my knuckles if they get too close.

But apart from that.

Seriously. Fags piss me off

this might be stupid on my part but i have so much temptations to just call someone disgusting after the gay person talks about their sex life.

I mean its bad enough that they kiss each other in public but when they approach me or my friends I get mad.

@LuxCo it is disgusting.

It's just not very pastoral nor charitable to say it to his face.

I just tend to walk away with a look of visible disapproval.

I just go with the "Do I know you?"

And a stare

Or just resort to "Yeah, fuck off m8" if they don't drop it.

They usually fuck off after

Its hard to balance the (natural) disgust and being charitable to them.