If i was being paid to suck it up I wouldn't mind

Being wet and cold sucks

Idk maybe go to the party with her and then bail halfway taking her to a nice lunch place maybe

That'd be a nice save

I hate parties

Degeneracy

Same here, however I still attend some when my friends invite me

Not street parties though

@MawLr you go out with her bring and umbrella big enough for her and you

Well, I'm afraid i'm not the guy with the date in this case lol

bring two sweaters ans giver her the top layer for her

parties are degenerate but christian girls comes every blue moon

tought it out bring rosary with you incase of infidels

Do you have legionary missions in your parish?

Because most white girls usually go as missionaries, it's so fucking stupid

_muh mission selfie doing absolutely nothing_

After that you find them dancing to the next guy whilst having a boyfriend

They still cling to you saying missions are _an irreplaceable experience for the soul_

Honestly m8, be a man about the weather.

And with you there, the bird is far less likely to do some degenerate nonsense and ruin herself.

^

Save a soul

@Based Chav true

Have a bevvie and a dance while you're at it. Just leave room for St. Raphael.

Who knows, you *might* even enjoy yourself.

Remember Jesus is always watching👀

@Based Chav good point about the bird tbh.

Most of my points are good, tbh. <:smugortho:549522259086278656>

Every time I go to parties I end up walking a bunch of drunk people home and giving them water

Yeah, same.

Drunk women are very, very clingy and touchy and it's an exercise in faith and chastity every time

Really?

Which is why I don't like it

st. ioseph ora pro nobis

I don't find drunk women sexually appealing at all.

Yeah drunk college girls are not exactly paragons of virtue

Way too much pride for that.

Neither do I.

But they are very, very , very touchy.

Check out this Chad, lads

Also, I don't like going to parties because gay people disturb me