Message from @Crux
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bring two sweaters ans giver her the top layer for her
parties are degenerate but christian girls comes every blue moon
tought it out bring rosary with you incase of infidels
Do you have legionary missions in your parish?
Because most white girls usually go as missionaries, it's so fucking stupid
_muh mission selfie doing absolutely nothing_
After that you find them dancing to the next guy whilst having a boyfriend
They still cling to you saying missions are _an irreplaceable experience for the soul_
Honestly m8, be a man about the weather.
And with you there, the bird is far less likely to do some degenerate nonsense and ruin herself.
^
Save a soul
@Based Chav true
Have a bevvie and a dance while you're at it. Just leave room for St. Raphael.
Who knows, you *might* even enjoy yourself.
Remember Jesus is always watching👀
@Based Chav good point about the bird tbh.
Most of my points are good, tbh. <:smugortho:549522259086278656>
Every time I go to parties I end up walking a bunch of drunk people home and giving them water
Yeah, same.
Really?
Which is why I don't like it
st. ioseph ora pro nobis
I don't find drunk women sexually appealing at all.
Yeah drunk college girls are not exactly paragons of virtue
Way too much pride for that.
Neither do I.
But they are very, very , very touchy.
Check out this Chad, lads
Also, I don't like going to parties because gay people disturb me
lmao
same tbh
Like i get fucking disturbed
Angry
They tend to disturb that little patch of skin between my knuckles if they get too close.
But apart from that.
Seriously. Fags piss me off
this might be stupid on my part but i have so much temptations to just call someone disgusting after the gay person talks about their sex life.
I mean its bad enough that they kiss each other in public but when they approach me or my friends I get mad.