Because you might get some special powers soon lad

You are, without doubt, the single most obnoxious person in the trad circles sometimes.

I mean, I am a woman

Even that doesn't make it any less a remarkable achievement.

For real though, I envy you.

A lot of people say that.

Not the being 28 thing, but the strength of will that it must take.

I didn't get a choice, had mine taken by force at 16. Been a degenerate fuck as a consequence ever since. If that explains some things.

And I've been around the block enough to know continued abstinence has made my life easier.

I'd just devote myself to the religious life if I didn't want kids.

Btw, I'm nowhere near as bad as I used to be. I thank you for your continued patience as I try to improve myself as a person.

Eh. A little patience won't kill me.

I'm sure you've got a bunch spare considering.

You'd be surprised, my temper is quite notoriously short.

Obviously. I'm a Manlet.<:thinksmirk:564102152239185920>

How tall are you? :p

5'6.

Oh no

I was thinking 5'8"

Hah. I wish.

5'6" is kinda sad

Just get buff and wear lifts

You'll be good

>lifts.

Disgusting.

Hahahaha

Look, women are petty. They reject men for being too short on sight

But if you wear lifts and they like you, maybe when you don't wear them they will be okay with it

Just go be a priest

I've dated enough women and been in enough near occasions of sin to know that it's not impossible, so the both of you can do one.

Cunts.

Go find a short Catholic girl

And then marry her

Preferably a younger one tbh

Next you're gonna teach me how to suck eggs. <:wojakbrainlet1:510858664534474752>

A bean nigga

If you go any older it will ruin your chance of a bunch of kids

This neither my first time 'round the block, nor my first rodeo.

Look, I'm just trying to help

Job well done. Why don't you help put out a fire by lighting a match Next? <:thinksmirk:564102152239185920>

No you haven't had your first rodeo yet