US?

The only south that matters

Yeah the South

Ah, I was a cop in Britistan.

Nibba how old are you? @Based Chav

28.

29 in a couple of weeks.

YOU SO OLD

Where your heckin wife

You best have like 4 kids

I'm single and fornication is bad.

GET YOU A WIFE

Does this also mean you are a virgin?

Yep.

Because you might get some special powers soon lad

You are, without doubt, the single most obnoxious person in the trad circles sometimes.

I mean, I am a woman

Even that doesn't make it any less a remarkable achievement.

For real though, I envy you.

A lot of people say that.

Not the being 28 thing, but the strength of will that it must take.

I didn't get a choice, had mine taken by force at 16. Been a degenerate fuck as a consequence ever since. If that explains some things.

And I've been around the block enough to know continued abstinence has made my life easier.

I'd just devote myself to the religious life if I didn't want kids.

Btw, I'm nowhere near as bad as I used to be. I thank you for your continued patience as I try to improve myself as a person.

Eh. A little patience won't kill me.

I'm sure you've got a bunch spare considering.

You'd be surprised, my temper is quite notoriously short.

Obviously. I'm a Manlet.<:thinksmirk:564102152239185920>

How tall are you? :p

5'6.

Oh no

I was thinking 5'8"

Hah. I wish.

5'6" is kinda sad

Just get buff and wear lifts

You'll be good

>lifts.

Disgusting.

Hahahaha

Look, women are petty. They reject men for being too short on sight