How tall are you? :p

5'6.

Oh no

I was thinking 5'8"

Hah. I wish.

5'6" is kinda sad

Just get buff and wear lifts

You'll be good

>lifts.

Disgusting.

Hahahaha

Look, women are petty. They reject men for being too short on sight

But if you wear lifts and they like you, maybe when you don't wear them they will be okay with it

Just go be a priest

I've dated enough women and been in enough near occasions of sin to know that it's not impossible, so the both of you can do one.

Cunts.

Go find a short Catholic girl

And then marry her

Preferably a younger one tbh

Next you're gonna teach me how to suck eggs. <:wojakbrainlet1:510858664534474752>

A bean nigga

If you go any older it will ruin your chance of a bunch of kids

This neither my first time 'round the block, nor my first rodeo.

Look, I'm just trying to help

Job well done. Why don't you help put out a fire by lighting a match Next? <:thinksmirk:564102152239185920>

No you haven't had your first rodeo yet

If I knew you in person I'd introduce you to my cousin

I think she's 19

My point is I am no stranger to courting, now both of you jog on and stop athosposting.

Ffs.

I'm married, so I can advise you. 😘

I can find a wife by myself tyvm.

Guys it's my birthday soon, please make the time stop I'm old now

Stop pissing about and have babies, hag.

At center

Little Chenchen😍

That's your cousin?

By marriage yes

Well in English she is a cousin

But in their culture she is my aunt