So, probably okay when you're a teenager

Going to the gym: Gay
Causing a woman to blush and fluster: Gay
Liking women in the first place: They like dick, so that's pretty gay.
Breathing: >Imagine thinking breathing the same air as other men isn't gay.

"The straight way to live": Brought to you by Dasick.

AT LEAST I WON'T BE GAY

Goofy and childish means innocence and I like it when a girl trips over herself for me. It's cute

literally?

I trip women while they're walking
It's adorable when they fall on their faces

I'm too old for innocence

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And yet ironically the female I have is the epitome of innocence

i like when women fall over my glass coffee table

i like it when women collapse like in gmod

I saw you do it

What's going on big guy?

Why do I get this reference

Mfw people look at this and laugh and think it was actually a funny show

i like it when women fall on my knife

23 times

in the back

in self defence

Ahh, the ol trick

Dangerous those knives are

yep

nothing get them quite like a stab

>thinking about bending sticks
Is it me or is it getting kinda ~~hot~~ gay in here

It is a childish fantasy. One i was too engrossed in to notice actual femoids tripping over themselves for my attention.
Oh, to turn back time...

Well, St. John Cassian does tell us to avoid looking at women and to dissipate thoughts of women to avoid falling for temptation

More like no women at all

honestly there's nothing wrong with hijab

chador too

No women at all I said

But yeah nothing wrong with those tbh

I know, but back in the middle ages some christian women would pretty much have hijabs (headscarf)

I am aware

In fact most women covered their hair

Yea

better times lol

Nah it’s a bigger challenge for us to live in this era

Imagine imagining women

Cringe

That’s probably what God would say from above