Message from @SUPER MALE VITALITY™

Discord ID: 585654308893360138


2019-06-05 00:23:53 UTC  

Choo choo lookin ass

2019-06-05 00:24:51 UTC  

Silence, court jester.

2019-06-05 00:26:50 UTC  

Are there train sports? I don't think so

2019-06-05 00:27:10 UTC  

🤔

2019-06-05 00:27:17 UTC  

Think there might've been

2019-06-05 00:27:30 UTC  

Off track train racing

2019-06-05 00:28:56 UTC  

>implying that driving is a sport

2019-06-05 00:29:19 UTC  

Have you ever heard of a race?

2019-06-05 00:29:54 UTC  

We can make train jousting a thing

2019-06-05 00:30:22 UTC  

YES

2019-06-05 00:30:44 UTC  

can we just launch trains into the fucking air that'd be awesome

2019-06-05 02:06:14 UTC  

I mean, trains, planes, boats, tanks and cars are all pretty cool

2019-06-05 02:06:53 UTC  

Trains are cool, especially if you mountain giant guns on them

2019-06-05 02:07:06 UTC  

I want a 240sx so I can learn to kansai dorifto around bends while obnoxiously blasting Super Eurobeat

2019-06-05 02:07:32 UTC  

And rail guns are very cool

2019-06-05 02:07:58 UTC  

They make massive targets for aircraft though

2019-06-05 02:10:13 UTC  

Portable anti air, or an aerial convoy to defend it

2019-06-05 02:15:49 UTC  

I'd pay to watch tank jousting tbh

2019-06-05 02:16:52 UTC  

Put rams on the front and whichever makes the other the most smashed at the front wins, or giant rods like lances on top

2019-06-05 02:20:51 UTC  

I'd think more like two paralell tracks, lance mounted on a swivel ti the side of each car. Each lance should be heavy enough and balanced to need minimal force to keep it aligned, but still require effort from 5 crew cars filled with degenerates fighting for survival, each team tries to nail the other critically as they pass, survivors get to go again

2019-06-05 02:21:08 UTC  

Survive three times you're given a second chance in society

2019-06-05 02:21:49 UTC  

Oh so we turn it more from cool sport to watch to blood sport

2019-06-05 02:22:25 UTC  

Idk dude death race sounds like more fun and less effort

2019-06-05 02:22:44 UTC  

But train jousting

2019-06-05 03:21:06 UTC  

i want an rx-7

2019-06-05 03:21:51 UTC  

or a skyline gt-r

2019-06-05 03:22:10 UTC  

How about you get a job and a wife first

2019-06-05 03:23:27 UTC  

yeah ik

2019-06-05 03:39:08 UTC  

BLOOD SPORT BLOOD SPORT

2019-06-05 03:48:55 UTC  

minecraft hunger games needs to be an official sport

2019-06-05 08:04:10 UTC  

I quite like cars.

2019-06-05 08:04:21 UTC  

Though I don't know much about them.

2019-06-05 08:05:51 UTC  

I don't know a lot tbh, i just know above average lol

2019-06-05 16:26:49 UTC  

@Based Chav what kind of cars

2019-06-05 16:45:01 UTC  

@dios rey de los olvidados Muscle, and art Deco era.

2019-06-05 16:46:17 UTC  

Oh OK so like early Gen Royals Royce

2019-06-05 17:24:04 UTC  

Okay, lets try this new vidyar gaem that the kids have been talking about

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/557928677711806479/585881539351412769/unknown.png

2019-06-05 17:24:06 UTC  

>wall hug

2019-06-05 17:24:10 UTC  

Thanks Japan

2019-06-05 17:26:09 UTC  

stop hugging walls and start hugging your bros

2019-06-05 17:51:24 UTC  

hope u have more patience than me