you gave us a TLDR version of the story

swedish guy i met off tinder (lol) the summer after my freshman year of college, he apparently had really low self esteem and really liked the idea of a woman like, beating the shit out of him in a weird dominatrix way

and after 2 months of me continually saying no he sent me a facebook message with a pdf

and it was this long fucking letter breaking up with me, full of poetry and a whole bunch of garbage

pretentious little phd twat

>swede into dom
the memes write themselves

yeah seriously

he was american but like 2nd generation swedish

was like 6'4 and strong too, but mentally was just such a cuckold

I got asked out by my sister's friend and got rejected on the date

I befriended a married woman

I had a 12 year old ask me out

I had a 16 year old ask me for sex

LOL

wait how'd you get rejected on the date

>17-18
>sister's friend is into me for some reason
>she asks me out, I accept (note: I never dated before and thought that she was *really* into me)
>go to lunch, split checks, then go to bookstore
>we go home, I text her a thanks and another probable date
>"arkona, sorry, but I'm not into dating right now, I just broke up with my bf"
>dunno how to feel

>split check

there you go

too true

she initiated the split check

exactly

no

Smh

you failed the shit test

looool

she wants you to say no

^^^^^^

Be a man next time

Tell her to sit the fuck down and take the bill

based

Splitting checks is literally signalling that you're a cuck

Yeah cmon splitting checks implies you believe in equality of the sexes 😎

I WAS 18 AND DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THESE SOCIAL RULES

remember, this was my first date

How old are you now

26

Ah ok

Very well

time to join the monastery

Taking women out on the first date to an orchestra for an irl intimidation check gang

Yea if you dont get married in the next couple years ur becoming a seminarian