Message from @Orrbit
Discord ID: 570412451682713611
give us details
like hwat do you mean details
you gave us a TLDR version of the story
swedish guy i met off tinder (lol) the summer after my freshman year of college, he apparently had really low self esteem and really liked the idea of a woman like, beating the shit out of him in a weird dominatrix way
and after 2 months of me continually saying no he sent me a facebook message with a pdf
and it was this long fucking letter breaking up with me, full of poetry and a whole bunch of garbage
pretentious little phd twat
>swede into dom
the memes write themselves
yeah seriously
he was american but like 2nd generation swedish
was like 6'4 and strong too, but mentally was just such a cuckold
I got asked out by my sister's friend and got rejected on the date
I befriended a married woman
I had a 12 year old ask me out
I had a 16 year old ask me for sex
LOL
wait how'd you get rejected on the date
>17-18
>sister's friend is into me for some reason
>she asks me out, I accept (note: I never dated before and thought that she was *really* into me)
>go to lunch, split checks, then go to bookstore
>we go home, I text her a thanks and another probable date
>"arkona, sorry, but I'm not into dating right now, I just broke up with my bf"
>dunno how to feel
>split check
there you go
she initiated the split check
exactly
no
Smh
you failed the shit test
looool
she wants you to say no
^^^^^^
Be a man next time
Tell her to sit the fuck down and take the bill
based
Splitting checks is literally signalling that you're a cuck
Yeah cmon splitting checks implies you believe in equality of the sexes 😎
I WAS 18 AND DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THESE SOCIAL RULES
remember, this was my first date
How old are you now
26
Ah ok
Very well
time to join the monastery