Now let me scissor off me boy's cockskin

Exactly. Every fellow citizen here is that drinking buddy you don't actually give a crap about

It's sad really exposing how blindly we just "go with it" in pursuit of our own "life liberty and pursuit of happiness"

Yes gimme the liberty to not have a choice in keeping my foreskin

You "go with it" until it becomes difficult to maintain.

"pursuit of happiness" what an absolute joke

Facts

life, liberty and the pursuit of tranny kids

Its all 'life liberty and the pursuit of happiness' right until my "happiness" becomes a "danger to domestic affairs"

What's your favorite US presidents?

it's all "liberty" until the man cracks down on me because I'm "a murderer" and "a terrorist" just because i letterbombed a few officials

All of u, just a general question

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Cat already sent one in

I appreciate Taft's girth but Roosevelt is the easy choice.

Ah wonderful

Also see source 14. It's also quite good

But also 9 years old. I suspect risks drop almost every year

Andrew Jackson

I dont think you should be a qualified leader until youve won an honour duel

Andrew Jackson and the cheese wheel incident

You need to conquer Cuba or win an honour duel to be president.

Fucking THATS WHAT I WANT

Most Americans are to pussy to say it but it's what we wanted early 20th century

a giant chunk of cheese in the white house?

why would you need Cuba

Cheese 2020

Literally another state with Shitskins

Oi it's an infinite supply of rum rations in Cuba.

b r uh

The navy will mutiny without it

It'll be mexican hawaii and its close enough to Florida we just mass immigrate white people there

Just keep it as a president's proving ground.

Every candidate has to invade it at least once to enter primaries.4

We wanted to annex mexico, Cuba, Puerto rico

Just take Gitmo no destiny to manifest into the rest of that garbage island, if we're honest.

But nah. We gotta fight world wars or sum shit

Having Cuba would be nice

Gotta have them cigars

Institute military governorship to maximise cigar production

The white house wants stogies