we're here, we're ~~queer~~ vetted, we're highly suspect, get used to it

bro the pp is a satanist plant

the holy prepuce is important

the eternal foreskin

the CCP has divine right to select clergymen

the ideal

need land first cobber

You can buy rights to entire forests for ridiculous cheaps in some parts

Russia seems well suited for that homestead life

and one who is willingly to move into the wilderness lmao

a clan, even

every man a cudgel and a flat cap

I can't believe it costs that much

this guy doesn't just eat the Macdonald's people drop on the ground and steal beams

Maintain the tradition of circumcision without question but everything else gets tossed

Tradition? Who needs it, let the boys be girls.

Now let me scissor off me boy's cockskin

You "go with it" until it becomes difficult to maintain.

life, liberty and the pursuit of tranny kids

it's all "liberty" until the man cracks down on me because I'm "a murderer" and "a terrorist" just because i letterbombed a few officials

I appreciate Taft's girth but Roosevelt is the easy choice.

You need to conquer Cuba or win an honour duel to be president.

Cheese 2020

Oi it's an infinite supply of rum rations in Cuba.

The navy will mutiny without it

Just keep it as a president's proving ground.

Every candidate has to invade it at least once to enter primaries.4

Just take Gitmo no destiny to manifest into the rest of that garbage island, if we're honest.

Institute military governorship to maximise cigar production

The white house wants stogies

I mean it's kind of a necessary move when Castro's rolling around down there.

Bit of a moot point showing off to the Chinese when they just invade Vietnam anyway.

Muh endless war

Putting MOABs to use recreationally in people's backyards is more worthwhile than killing 12 wog insurgents per bomb.

I mean, realistically not though.

It's too big a debt to call.

"Give us trillions of dollars nuclear armed-roundeye who buys all our shit."

The former begets the latter.

@Deleted User these accusations are unfounded my opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted

you got the wrong fucking man dad

i am billy joel's innocent man that is a different person

a highly convoluted inside joke from irl mate's discord

i'm not saying i got it from some ancient texts only I and a secret cabal of theologians have access to

but I am saying my truth is undeniable and my resolve unshakeable