Hmm. Too late for that.

Do not let them change the discussion about non-muslim things

Clearly I dun goofed

Still pricks, though.

Plus he drove people into believing based off earthly desires

Lack of sexual morality, polygamy and promise of 72 virgins

He just ripped off Christians and jews lol

More than you think

There is actually a trusty hadith that describes

How Muhammed tried to justify how he paid christians and jews less

By using the parable of the workers about the Kingdom of God

Kek.

This parable https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_Workers_in_the_Vineyard

He used the parable to try to justify he could pay the workers whatever he wanted lmao

looking for it. Had it stored in another computer, I believe

Here

https://sunnah.com/bukhari/37/8

Yeah, their faith has no basis

You gotta Google the titty thing

It's funny as hell

You mean this?

https://sunnah.com/muslim/17/30

There is AN ENTIRE BOOK about suckling in the oldest compilation of islamic laws: https://sunnah.com/malik/30

However, don't abuse its quotes because it also mentions that "Suckling is only while the child is in the cradle. If not, it does not cause flesh and blood relations"

There are several hillariously degenerate hadith about that, actually

Apart from the short one I mentioned earlier

"Yahya related to me from Malik from Yahya ibn Said that a man said to Abu Musa al-Ashari, "I drank some milk from my wife's breasts and it went into my stomach." Abu Musa said, "I can only but think that she is haram for you." Abdullah ibn Masud said, "Look at what opinion you are giving the man." Abu Musa said, "Then what do you say?" Abdullah ibn Masud said, "There is only kinship by suckling in the first two years."

Abu Musa said, "Do not ask me about anything while this learned man is among you.""

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"Yahya related to me from Malik that Abdullah ibn Dinar said, "A man came to Abdullah ibn Umar when I waswith him at the place where judgments were given and asked him about the suckling of an older person. Abdullah ibn Umar replied, 'A man came to Umar ibn al-Khattab and said, 'I have a slave-girl and I used to have intercourse with her. My wife went to her and suckled her. When I went to the girl, my wife told me to watch out, because she had suckled her!' Umar told him to beat his wife and to go to his slave-girl because kinship by suckling was only by the suckling of the young.' ""

What...

Ah, I think this is the one you meant

"https://sunnah.com/urn/413070

It is not clear is Salim is more than 2 years old

It is implied he was, considering they mention it as "only an indulgence concerning the nursing of Salim alone"

"He had a disease in his anus that could only be cured by semen, mashallah"

Still one of my favourites.

@Based Chav

For those who want to support an actually Christian author of things https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/earthworm-jim-the-comic-book#/

For those who don't know, Doug is the main creative mind behind some videogames like Earthworm Jim and The Neverhood, as well as quite some graphic novels. He is, openly, very christian (prot, as usual where he lives) with quite some integrity and wit.

So apparently the Tolkien movie was not good

And won’t release internationally

lmao

what a surprise