Message from @Iakovos

Discord ID: 579276409772441601


2019-05-18 11:53:28 UTC  

He couldn't even look at her

2019-05-18 11:53:47 UTC  

Really cool funeral going on at my church.

2019-05-18 11:53:54 UTC  

>fall in love
>Atheist

shoulda got gud

2019-05-18 11:53:56 UTC  

Whenever he saw her naked he'd look the other way and go masturbate to porn

2019-05-18 11:53:56 UTC  

They're singing Mozart's Requiem.

2019-05-18 11:54:20 UTC  

"Cool" probably isn't the word id use to describe a funeral.

2019-05-18 11:54:21 UTC  

I can't wait to die. I'm going to make sure my funeral is ebin AF.

2019-05-18 11:54:34 UTC  

yeah, "neat" is a way better word

2019-05-18 11:54:38 UTC  

I don't encourage fapping. I don't have a porn addiction, I haven't watched porn since moving. Though, I do have a very high sex drive, and I need a wife to prevent sinning.

@Deleted User I'm American with super male vitality gtfo.

But seriously, this should probably go in <#499210523112505357>, I just need the spiritual help.

2019-05-18 11:54:38 UTC  

Nonsense, Requiem Masses are badass.

2019-05-18 11:55:22 UTC  

@Deleted User The point of my story is that you should tell him that if he doesn't cum inside you you'll get someone else to do it for you

2019-05-18 11:55:24 UTC  

@Iakovos you're an American who can't control his libido, big difference

2019-05-18 11:55:59 UTC  

buy him one of those chinese medical robots

2019-05-18 11:56:14 UTC  

Bunyip are you married?

2019-05-18 11:56:22 UTC  

@Iakovos, praying for you, brother.

2019-05-18 11:56:30 UTC  

Thank you Englishman.

2019-05-18 11:56:54 UTC  

I tell you, it is hard to be around fertile, beautiful women and they are all taken, and you're single

2019-05-18 11:57:03 UTC  

Claire needs one of these

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/435520935647248414/579276262535725151/spermlead_resize_md.png

2019-05-18 11:57:30 UTC  

Fuck off to the filthpit, you vulgar cretins.

2019-05-18 11:57:30 UTC  

apatheists are the worst

2019-05-18 11:57:38 UTC  

@Deleted User are you married?

2019-05-18 11:57:45 UTC  

What GF said, this is getting ridiculous.

2019-05-18 11:57:47 UTC  

No sir

2019-05-18 11:57:54 UTC  

@Deleted User It sucks the seed from the target's penis

2019-05-18 11:58:14 UTC  

Point the device at your husband an it will suck his seed

2019-05-18 11:58:20 UTC  

By Allah, if I was admin, all of you would have been banned by now.

2019-05-18 11:58:26 UTC  

merge with the device

2019-05-18 11:58:29 UTC  

Same.

2019-05-18 11:58:46 UTC  

Alright well this got off topic

2019-05-18 11:58:52 UTC  

Take it to dm's.

2019-05-18 11:59:04 UTC  

RIP general

2019-05-18 11:59:11 UTC  

Yeah I've had enough too tbh

2019-05-18 11:59:19 UTC  

Daniil gonna have a fit lol

2019-05-18 11:59:25 UTC  

*penis sucking devices* belong in dms or filthpit.

2019-05-18 11:59:31 UTC  

ima go to bed

2019-05-18 11:59:35 UTC  

@Daniil We broke your channel

2019-05-18 11:59:46 UTC  

Right, as I was saying, I'm surprised there are churches which still provide polyphonic Requiem Masses, especially such grand ones as Mozart.

2019-05-18 11:59:47 UTC  

ok

2019-05-18 11:59:49 UTC  

NOOOOOOO

2019-05-18 11:59:54 UTC  

He was tagged RIP

2019-05-18 11:59:57 UTC  

@Iakovos I'm not married but at the same time I also don't reveal my sexual escapades (touching the self or otherwise) to anyone but the priest. As it should be