it's for the express purpose of converting her to Catholicism

need not worry

"I was only pretending to be desperate"

Well, if it helps you get through the day

I was only pretending to have friends

I lost my week old job

Hello day drinking

Why are you gay?

Losing the job or day drinking?

if you day drink, buy trappist! support the monks

I drink whiskey

day drinking whiskey makes me suspect cheap whiskey

are you alright?

How does one lose a job in a week?

punch your boss in the face

could work

I have $25 decent whiskey

>$25
>Decent whiskey


Uhhh

I've done it before

ikr

you're killing your liver in a distasteful way

Whiskey is overrated. Just but 7 euro vodka

drink water instead

or that

But what happened?

Youre drinking to get drunk anyway so might as well be efficient

oof

he's not going to be able to remember anything with the vodka though

I'm out of vodka

Been drinking vodka longer than whiskey

I do have some Jaeger

Tell us how you screwed up

So uhh... guys?

One of my mates just found a skeleton in the woods by his hunting site

<:bruh:569616839340982272>

That's pretty metal

It's a child's he thinks

>be me
>After getting an interview with another company I thought "I ain't gonna get this job"
>Decide that I haven't seen family in years
>Book a ticket on the 3rd week in June to visit family
>Shits and giggles, decide to apply for more jobs with the thinking "they ain't gonna even hire me" mentality I've been having all that month
>Get a job
>Сын Турецкого Шлюха
>It's less than one week before vacation
>Take it because why not
>Tell everyone that I'm going on vacation since it was booked
>They all agree (I think, can't read people, only books and cats)
>Go on vacation
>They call me up on vacation
>Don't come to work, contract is up

Oof

You dabbed yourself

I still was going with the mentality of "they ain't gonna hire me, why bother?"