Orthodox Christians are glorified Ottoman slaves

upboat

No, that's pretty harsh. They're glorified Ottoman meatshields.

Suleiman did give them the most dangerous jobs in the Ottoman army

@Sven considering France collapsed because of there being no food and the nobles being exceedingly oblivious...

the chad jannisaries

@Wrath Blights aren't exactly something that's easy or even possible to stop.

What the fuck is going on here.

When did general become filthpit?

Jannisaries are good warriors, but they became shit after the 18th century

Look, it's the Balkan slave.

Rude.

No don't say these things.

@Luis Men surprisingly stop giving a shit about their lives when you cut off their cocks.

*dab*

It's the same reason you shouldn't elect a leader that doesn't have children.

That rules you out for life.

Or, well, the capacity or intention to bear.

Was at the antique stores today.

Lotsa cool stuff that i will deffo be buying over the years.

Starting with a decanter

and lesbian bishops

and trannies

@Deleted User go to Church

I'm thinking about it more and more before every Sunday 👀

Think harder

Don't think, just do it.

Protestants who try to jab at the Catholic Church for "Selling indulgences" don't realize indulgences were never sold.


"One never could “buy” indulgences. The financial scandal surrounding indulgences that gave Martin Luther an excuse for his heterodoxy, involved indulgences in which the giving of alms to some charitable fund or foundation was used as the occasion to grant the indulgence. There was no outright selling of indulgences. The Catholic Encyclopedia states: “Among the good works which might be encouraged by being made the condition of an indulgence, almsgiving would naturally hold a conspicuous place. . . . To give money to God or to the poor is a praiseworthy act, and, when it is done from right motives, it will surely not go unrewarded.”

@Deleted User at least you have one to go to cuck

Or you can go to a Catholic Church?

Honestly if you're of Orthodox faith why wouldn't you just go to a Catholic Church

"Honestly, if you are of Calvinist faith, why wouldn't you go to a Lutheran Church"

If you couldn't find a Calvinist church

Because they were different, even though they are similar, they are different.

Wizard Protestants

Wizards are supposed to be wise in mythology, Protestants are not (generally)

well there are some good protestants, but most of them lack understanding of the Faith and the history behind the faith.

The same could be said about Catholics.

Catholics never removed biblical books though so....