My family holds the current title of "Prince of the Holy Roman Empire"

larp

>tfw descended from merchant class

Too bad you don't have a penis.

just fuck my shit up

@woah HOOOOOOOOO <:rubbetirub:550020519420755970>

Orthokike

lmao

So, my ancestors didn't know dick all about farming

Depends.

Probably why France collapsed tbh

probably skinnyfat

like most upper class

Orthodox Christians are glorified Ottoman slaves

upboat

No, that's pretty harsh. They're glorified Ottoman meatshields.

Suleiman did give them the most dangerous jobs in the Ottoman army

@Sven considering France collapsed because of there being no food and the nobles being exceedingly oblivious...

the chad jannisaries

@Wrath Blights aren't exactly something that's easy or even possible to stop.

What the fuck is going on here.

When did general become filthpit?

Jannisaries are good warriors, but they became shit after the 18th century

Look, it's the Balkan slave.

Rude.

No don't say these things.

@Luis Men surprisingly stop giving a shit about their lives when you cut off their cocks.

*dab*

It's the same reason you shouldn't elect a leader that doesn't have children.

That rules you out for life.

Or, well, the capacity or intention to bear.

Was at the antique stores today.

Lotsa cool stuff that i will deffo be buying over the years.

Starting with a decanter

and lesbian bishops

and trannies

@Deleted User go to Church

I'm thinking about it more and more before every Sunday 👀

Think harder