I still like the idea of the steam controller

Since I have weird double joint bullshit I find dual stick games annoying to play but the touchpads may solve that issue for me

What's wrong with your joints?

he has weak soy joints

The low Australian gravity makes his bones and joints like jelly

can't push a joystick without the pain overwhelming him

Now that's what I call soy

Nah it runs in the family, weird finger joints

My thumb can bend all the way back to my hand on a near 180degree angle

(not my pic)

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You subhuman

Drink your milk and eat your wheaties

Literally half my fuckin family can do this bullshit move

But idk it's just uncomfortable to use a controller for a long amount of time or with dual sticks

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Do girls like how deep you can finger them at least?

You DO finger girls, right?

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>he comes from a land down under and doesn't even get down under

Fuggg my heart

I just saw a really cute delivery girl

What was she delivering you fat cunt

His daily pills at the mental asylum

I don't know, boxes

go deliver her box <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I would deliver all get boxes tbh

https://youtu.be/8TqUSEIgpUE

Technology is here bois

@Matthew go to a church you uncultured Antichrist

@sum no u

Though you don't even have to lift yourself up from the chair you're glued to, you can now receive God lessons on YouTube

Kek wtd

Can't wait for the next step in the evolution and make it 360 and vr friendly

I have no idea why YouTube recommended me this, but I sure as hell ain't complaining

OTO SŁOWO BOŻE

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@porco piggy is sensitive tonight <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I could just have banned you for shitposting outside of off topic, you realize that I hope

Instead I silently deleted your shit