Message from @sum

Discord ID: 533718335637159936


2019-01-12 17:55:49 UTC  

Again with the russki shieeet...

2019-01-12 17:55:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/533705698044018708/Screenshot_2019-01-12-18-55-38-319_de.clemensbartz.android.launcher.png

2019-01-12 17:59:01 UTC  

malware phone'd

2019-01-12 18:00:30 UTC  

I updated my Xiaomi. Chink botnet.

2019-01-12 18:01:15 UTC  

ruski botnet

2019-01-12 18:01:32 UTC  

Shouldn't have clicked "FIND HOT RUSSIAN SINGLE MILFS IN YOUR AREA"

2019-01-12 18:18:21 UTC  

eat the tail of a gator

2019-01-12 18:18:25 UTC  

the meat is like jelly

2019-01-12 18:26:37 UTC  

@sum but Russian single milfs are great :(

2019-01-12 18:27:24 UTC  

Lemme rephrase that,
Shouldn't have clicked "FIND HOT RUSSIAN SINGLE MILFS IN YOUR AREA" on a device you still want to use afterwards

2019-01-12 18:28:21 UTC  

how will I contact the milf if I won't use the device afterwards

2019-01-12 18:29:07 UTC  

On vk like everyone else

2019-01-12 18:29:28 UTC  

You use the device #1 to find them, you use device #2 to talk with them afterwards

2019-01-12 18:29:42 UTC  

Damn, that one we smart emoji got rip

2019-01-12 18:30:29 UTC  

@sum sounds like this is experience

2019-01-12 18:42:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/533717431764516866/wMMp1L2IPKmJwAAAABJRU5ErkJggg.png

2019-01-12 18:44:16 UTC  

Delete this.

2019-01-12 18:45:03 UTC  

ironman has tits?

2019-01-12 18:46:07 UTC  

>not running Valkyrie for ass

2019-01-12 18:47:21 UTC  

>ass

2019-01-12 18:47:26 UTC  

are you gay

2019-01-12 18:47:32 UTC  

only gays love asses

2019-01-12 18:47:38 UTC  

real heteros love breasts

2019-01-12 18:48:35 UTC  

There aren't any breasts in Warframe comparable to asses

2019-01-12 18:48:58 UTC  

Hips > Ass > Breasts

2019-01-12 18:49:47 UTC  

I bet you're an armpit fetishist

2019-01-12 18:50:05 UTC  

🀒

2019-01-12 18:51:06 UTC  

The time required to go from armpit to hair to pubes is quite short therefore armpit = 🀒

2019-01-12 18:51:31 UTC  

there are people whose fetish is to eat pube hair

2019-01-12 18:59:58 UTC  

@sum valkyr is ugly

2019-01-12 19:17:14 UTC  
2019-01-12 19:17:30 UTC  

You're a man of culture, I see

2019-01-12 19:25:50 UTC  

Discord servers are all fuckywucky oWo @Jake

2019-01-12 19:28:30 UTC  

I don't want any woman of mine dying in labour.

2019-01-12 19:28:35 UTC  

Jake is too busy masturbating to traps

2019-01-12 19:28:43 UTC  

100% sure jake already knows about it

2019-01-12 19:32:08 UTC  

@Matthew Of course, if she doesn't have fertile hips I am not messing around with her.

2019-01-12 19:33:05 UTC  

>do webshit on linux
>works
>do webshit on windows
>doesn't work
wtf i hate windows now

2019-01-12 19:34:35 UTC  

As an almost-30 boomer, my biggest fetish is impregnating the woman I love and raising a child