Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 534144659258212387
i salute you comrades
i mean, you probably haven't seen your penis in a few years so
It was a funny story
it was a fight well fought on both sides
<:thonk:288060975775612929>
If somneone threatened to post a picture of my dick, I'd post it before they could to cuck them out of victory
brainded
I mean, if you dont care about people seeing your dick then its the only logical move
Why would you take a picture of your dick in the first place
That would be the only winning move
I haven't taken or posted dickpics, ever, because I've always been hasgf
I mean, first and foremost, guys ought to know that *women don't want to see pictures of your dick*. Dicks are ugly, nobody is actually attracted to dicks
i posted my leg once
<:niggasleep:488377089838415874>
that's where ur wrong kiddo
Poor prude matt!
>nobody is actually attracted to dicks
Then why are there different dick-shaped dildos? <:thonkang:327933449597878312>
Wont even professionally print dickpics and give it to he wife in a frame.
Sad!
And they also have collections
let's see em, lads
O-oh yeah?
prove it
Handlets BTFO
>gayzer
>mongolian opinion
😂
nicely placed Linus Video
Very lewd matt
If your hand isn't like the hand of that ogre guy who got mad max, don't @ me
>he watches linus fag dick tips
Gosh, ypu dont like much of anything
>he makes less than $400 USD A YEAR
😂
gladly
This is really gay, even for you matt
W-wait, she said she was a cute girl
surely she wouldn't lie
It's not gay if the person is feminine