Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 534591349106802698
I'm sure she passed some of that blondness to you too
Sorry, bud. That's not how genetics work. We aren't ALL inbred like you.
Yeah, my parents had me after the two families became one after they married
>Sen is slowly fading into the aether as discord prepares to ban him again
I'm still here
Physically
(In the internet sense)
But not mentally
<:turt:443131018950606878>
>that moment of panic when you make eggs and you are sure you used the olive oil but then see the quart of motor oil beside it
<:blobthinkingfast:427569198886027264>
oil is oil
This is true
- some chink street vendor
At least your organs will run quieter and longer
I also make eggs when I panic tbh
I really need to move that bottle
Which one? The actual oil bottle, the motor oil bottle or the bottles of booze stockpiling in-between these two?
Yes
Don't lie!
😊
No, stop asking me.
He probably mistook the motor oil for whiskey and had some
Huohh
That's why he looks so sober
Now he's too shy to admit it
Poor John. He's been pavlovian trained to get mad when someone mentions alcohol.
Kinda like how our little friend over there won't come out of his closet
Yes
He is very gay.
He probably hasn't realized he is gay
Looking in the mirror or feeling himself wouldn't help either
What a poor soul, I pity him so much...
I pray for him every night 🙏
🙏
Maybe this can replace the Dragon Pilot ending song in your brain 😊
<@534534246203916289> fucking kill yourself