Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 534591349106802698


2019-01-15 04:15:26 UTC  

I'm sure she passed some of that blondness to you too

2019-01-15 04:15:54 UTC  

Sorry, bud. That's not how genetics work. We aren't ALL inbred like you.

2019-01-15 04:16:46 UTC  

Yeah, my parents had me after the two families became one after they married

2019-01-15 04:17:15 UTC  
2019-01-15 04:28:30 UTC  

>Sen is slowly fading into the aether as discord prepares to ban him again

2019-01-15 04:28:44 UTC  

I'm still here

2019-01-15 04:28:54 UTC  

Physically

2019-01-15 04:29:00 UTC  

(In the internet sense)

2019-01-15 04:29:05 UTC  

But not mentally

2019-01-15 04:29:07 UTC  

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2019-01-15 04:32:24 UTC  

>that moment of panic when you make eggs and you are sure you used the olive oil but then see the quart of motor oil beside it

2019-01-15 04:32:30 UTC  

<:blobthinkingfast:427569198886027264>

2019-01-15 04:32:38 UTC  

oil is oil

2019-01-15 04:32:44 UTC  

This is true

2019-01-15 04:32:51 UTC  

- some chink street vendor

2019-01-15 04:33:01 UTC  

At least your organs will run quieter and longer

2019-01-15 04:33:05 UTC  

I also make eggs when I panic tbh

2019-01-15 04:33:18 UTC  

I really need to move that bottle

2019-01-15 04:34:00 UTC  

Which one? The actual oil bottle, the motor oil bottle or the bottles of booze stockpiling in-between these two?

2019-01-15 04:34:40 UTC  

Yes

2019-01-15 04:35:09 UTC  

Did you drink today, John?

2019-01-15 04:36:13 UTC  

Don't lie!

2019-01-15 04:36:15 UTC  

😊

2019-01-15 04:36:23 UTC  

No, stop asking me.

2019-01-15 04:36:25 UTC  

He probably mistook the motor oil for whiskey and had some

2019-01-15 04:36:45 UTC  

Huohh

2019-01-15 04:36:50 UTC  

That's why he looks so sober

2019-01-15 04:37:16 UTC  

Now he's too shy to admit it

2019-01-15 04:37:20 UTC  

Poor John. He's been pavlovian trained to get mad when someone mentions alcohol.

2019-01-15 04:37:28 UTC  

Kinda like how our little friend over there won't come out of his closet

2019-01-15 04:37:44 UTC  
2019-01-15 04:37:50 UTC  

Yes

2019-01-15 04:37:59 UTC  

He is very gay.

2019-01-15 04:38:15 UTC  

He probably hasn't realized he is gay

2019-01-15 04:38:29 UTC  

Looking in the mirror or feeling himself wouldn't help either

2019-01-15 04:38:53 UTC  

What a poor soul, I pity him so much...

2019-01-15 04:40:13 UTC  

I pray for him every night 🙏

2019-01-15 04:40:21 UTC  

🙏

2019-01-15 04:44:01 UTC  

Maybe this can replace the Dragon Pilot ending song in your brain 😊

2019-01-15 04:53:40 UTC  

<@534534246203916289> fucking kill yourself