https://youtu.be/AJbS5PYQudQ?t=107

>making a gun look like an actual toy

Don't do this it makes mustard gas

sigh

women are a mistek

@Lefteris you were wise to be gay, it is true

unfortunately i thirst for thicc ass

I have a thicc ass

fat != thicc

It actually is the same thing, you just don't want to admit it

@johnfrum

Never specified women

I'm never sure if youre aware that me being a habitual drunkard is a meme you made or you get lost in your own meme and forget

@Absolute Kubica @Matthew Not familiar, but if the black coating is less glossy, get chrome so it cleans easier.

@johnfrum well, are you drinking today?

Ginger tea, no vodka this time.

>drinking anything other than Smirnoff Peppermint Vodka

>being an active homosexual

I'm really feeling like some fuzzy navels right now, but I don't want to actually buy booze

Just get it delivered

You said you had booze delivery

That's TOO desperate, I think

Amazon Prime Now has booze

cool

2-hour delivery

Overpriced and shit like anything amazon food related

Eh, prices have been pretty comparable to grocery stores, maybe a buck or two more, for what I've bought. Liquor stores beat them by a couple bucks though.

I feel like the delivery guy would judge me relentlessly if I got alcohol for one delivered

If you need booze delivered, it's because you have a party in progress

The delivery guy doesnt care

Wrong

The delivery guy will rape you once you're drunk enough

It's the perfect crime

or u have depress

Just because someone doesn't make their opinion known, John, that doesn't mean they don't have it

Are you a child?

And sometimes there are deals. Got some Di'Amore like $8 off because it was a discontinued gift set that included two nice glasses, saved $20-$30 buying out the rest of the peppermint Smirnoff because it wasn't properly ringing up as liquor.

No one with a dog can be depressed, thats real facts

Do you think something you can't see doesn't exist?